Subject: Girls just wanna have funds

Girls just wanna have funds

May 7th, 2018 at 8:10 pm EDT

Hello Friend,The above is the slogan I read on a young ladies T-shirt this morning on my way back to work.She was likely about 19-21and of course it's a take-off of the Cyndi Lauper hit from the '80's,"Girls just want to have fun".But now it's 2018: ...

Why you can't buy Boy Scout Cookies

May 6th, 2018 at 2:48 pm EDT

Hello Friend,Because they don't exist. And that's cool.I received several responses to my email this past week in regards to the Boy Scouts in the USA now becoming theSCOUTS and dropping the word BOY from their moniker.Here are a couple:Reader Jim Ch ...

The Wrath of Khan is upon you today

May 4th, 2018 at 5:10 pm EDT

Hello,Were you ever in the boy scouts as a youngster?I was, and the best thing about it was that it was called the Boy scouts: that meant no girls.Today we have the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts here in Canada. Well now south of the border, the Boy Scou ...

Back in stock! The Celestron advanced AVX bundle discounted and FREE shipping

May 2nd, 2018 at 9:40 pm EDT

Hello Friend,Finally! Back in stock and with a 10% Savings.Celestron AVX mount bundle, here is what you get: Here is what you get in this package: 18774 Celestron 7amp rechargeable Powertank 18769 Celestron Car battery adaptor 94224 Celestron Polar ...

That's all she wrote folks

April 30th, 2018 at 8:01 pm EDT

Explore Scientific -Sale ends today! Don't be a bucket head and miss out on these great deals.If you do, you can bet I'll be reporting it to your Mother Francis.Please don't make me explain any of the above.Ok, if you insist.....1) Bucket head: well, ...

Are you making love to your telescope (and your partner)? If not here is what to do.

April 29th, 2018 at 1:41 pm EDT

Hello Friend,Making Love to your telescope?Yes, that's right.You see you want to be treating your telescope like you would treat a gorgeous woman(Or man if you are a lady reading this).That might be your girlfriend or that might be your wife.Might al ...

Sexual misconduct ? No! false accusations

April 28th, 2018 at 2:56 pm EDT

Hello Friend,Warning: Possible rant and sensitive subjects may be discussed. Consider this your official SAFE SPACE notice.Before we get started, let's make it very clear that the #Metoo movement is a much-needed bellwetherof change, that needs to ta ...

Flat Earthers: A pox on society

April 26th, 2018 at 5:48 pm EDT

Hello Friend,Lately, we have had a lot of flat-earthers coming into our retail store.Did they just send all the looney tunes over to Toronto, or what?You can't reason with these people as they are conspiracy theorists.Even when you point out the fact ...

Tragedy in Toronto by committed by an "Incel"

April 24th, 2018 at 8:51 pm EDT

Hello Friend,Having just returned from New York after having attended NEAF (Northeastern Astronomy Forum) yesterday itwas quite a shock to have heard the disturbing news that at least ten people had been murdered and many othersinjured by the madman ...

Non white dude walks into a Tim Hortons to use the bathroom

April 21st, 2018 at 10:16 am EDT

Hello Friend,A few years ago I was in a city just east of Toronto called Oshawa.Call it the 'Detroit of Canada' if you will, at least that's what it used to be until well you knowChina, Japan.Found myself desperate to take a whiz, and pulled into a T ...

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