Subject: I fell in love

I fell in love

January 3rd, 2014 at 8:17 am EDT

Yesterday, I fell in love. She had long black hair, bangs, and she played the most angelic songs on the ukelele. I imagined a future together with us on a gondola in the canals of Venice at twilight while Piero Umiliani serenaded us with a harp. It w ...

We need to talk

January 2nd, 2014 at 6:42 am EDT

Don't worry, we're not breaking up or anything. In fact, it's the exact opposite. I want us to take our relationship to the next level. You see, at some point in the past year you asked one (or all) of our Dudes a question, and hopefully we gave you ...