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... Many moons ago, when I was but a tiny geeklet, I learned all about the Periodic Table in Chemistry... I might be a bit of a nerd, but I absolutely hated it! Maybe you relate? We were supposed to memorise the entire bloody thing and I never did m ...

🐲🔒 Fantastic SSLs and where to find them (for free)...

... Did you know that your website needs an SSL certificate? For the uninitiated, SSL is short for Super Sally Lazarus 😉 Or more correctly Secure Sockets Layer. But that doesn't really matter. What you do need to know is that SSL is used to establ ...

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🎄🎅 Come over to the merry side...

... Well, I can't move for glitter, I've see the final Star Wars movie twice and Darth Vader already knows what you've got for Christmas because he has felt your presents... 🎁 So it must be time to go over to the Merry Side and say thank you for r ...

👽 The Warminster "Thing"...

... In the mid-60s a sleepy UK town called Warminster was at the epicentre of a UFO phenomenon which became known globally as "The Thing". It all kicked off on Christmas Day 1964 with a strange sound... Many Warminster residents were disturbed by a l ...

🌟 Starry, starry funnels 🔻...

... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lie down and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied ...

👃 Antici... pation... 😉

... Sorry I'm a bit quiet this week 😶 Fatigue is getting the better of me again 😴 My health is effectively a full-time job too... 🙈 And because it's less than 2 weeks until Christmas 🎄 and there are a lot of preparations to get through, i ...

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... Can you believe it's only 3 weeks until the end of the decade? 😲 How can the year 2000 possibly be 20 years ago? Surely 1980 was 20 years ago?! I'm sure there must have been some wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey goings on! 🤔 Maybe the Flash has b ...

🏆😎 How to succeed in 2020... [Resend]

... When Alice fell down the rabbit hole, she entered a confusing world of even more confusing characters... She gets pretty lost and asks the Cheshire Cat for directions... “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?' 'That de ...

🐰🕳Have you fallen down a rabbit hole? Here's the way out...

... When Alice fell down the rabbit hole, she entered a confusing world of even more confusing characters... She gets pretty lost and asks the Cheshire Cat for directions... “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?' 'That de ...