Marketing Geekery

👋🐬 So long & thanks for all the fish...

View online... In In Douglas Adams' 4th book in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series, So long and thanks for all the fish is the message left behind by the dolphins when they leave the Earth for ever... 🌎🐬 I won't give you any more spo ...

❓📧 Are you still interested in building an email list?

View online... Are you still interested in building an email list? If so, you can get your hands on my new free report:List Building Tools For Non-Geeks You'll also join my new email list on ActiveCampaign. Hope to see you there 😍 As always, any ...

🥦 Bubblegum-flavoured broccoli 😲

View online... I'm not not big fan of MacDonald's, although their TV ads are often pure genius... But did you know that McDonald's genius once extended so far as to invent bubblegum-flavoured broccoli in an attempt to get kids to eat healthier? 🙈 ...

❓🧙 Coming on this mission... quest... thing?

View online... One of my favourite conversations from The Fellowship of the Ring is just after everyone has been discussing how best to deal with the One Ring. They decide that it has to be taken to Mordor to be destroyed to protect the world from Sa ...

📧🚩 The first email in 1791?

View online... If you've read the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett, you may know that the clacks was used to communicate long distance, using a network of semaphore towers 🚩 It worked by sending a message in semaphore from one tower to the next ...

⚠️😂 Terrible joke alert...

😳 I am a mooncalf! 🙈

Here's the correct link... View online... A subscriber just made me aware that I am a mooncalf and have been giving you the wrong link to stay on my list... (Thanks questioning it, Michael!) I feel like a complete numpty and will hang my head in sh ...

⚡ Time travelling tomb?

Download my new free report View online... Did you know that there's a Victorian tomb in Brompton Cemetery in London that is rumoured to be a fully functioning time machine? The tomb is inscribed with hieroglyphics and other Egyptian symbols and ha ...

🤩 Ooh, this is so clever! I love it!

View online... I have been banging on about ActiveCampaign a little bit this week... Oh OK, maybe a lot. So here's a quick illustration of why I'm loving it so much 😃 The automations are easy to use, yet very powerful. Not only will they save you ...

🙃 Ch-ch-ch-changes + free download

View online... If you read my last email, you'll know that I recently moved my websites to A2 Hosting. Now my sites load at warp speed, rather than the speed of a 1000-year-old, 3-legged tortoise. I will not miss Hostgator! Anyway, I promised to tell ...