The rhythm grew faster, straining to a frenzied boil, and through the trees they could see a caravan of eclectic creatures, the largest ones were great, furry beasts of burden, slowly and steadily marching forward in time with the small tambourine-playing creatures who rode them. These elephantine creatureâs hair grew all the way to the ground, swaying as they stepped, and Vesper thought they looked each the size of a car.
âBig ones are boofaloos,â Froke said. âBut riding them, who-knows-who?â
Sprinkled in amongst them were numdingies, slightly smaller creatures with longer necks. Vesper thought they looked like llamas or camels, except for their multicoloured polka dot-patterned fur. Their eyes were also unusually large and sat atop their heads like bubbles. Windshield wiper eyelids lopped down and back across their glassy eyes, shielding them from the dusty mess kicked up by the caravan.
âNow what,â Vesper said to herself.
As they approached, Vesper saw the smaller, round creatures riding within and atop the chariots which were strapped to the boofaloo's backs. The small creatures had drooping, pointy ears that stuck out to the sides, and up-turned noses. Their arms and legs were skinny, and they were covered in short hair, and had long whiskers that flowed out behind them like wispy feathers. As they approached, the caravan unfurled long red banners and flags in a flourish of self-importance. The boofaloos were reined in and a pair of trumpeters wailed off a screechy out-of-tune fanfare.
âOh no, mottonballies,â Froke said quietly.
âShould we hide?â asked Vesper.
âNo, not hide from fear, more like plug up your ears,â said Froke.
The boofaloos halted in front of them and the chariots jerked, balancing somewhat askew atop the boofaloos. The whole ensemble seemed haphazard and disorganized. After a pause, out popped a mottonballie from the front of the first chariot.
âHear ye, travellers! I am Fanderblathe the Ef, commonly addressed as Ef, or just Fanderblathe, or Fandyâbut only by my friends,â a voice announced.
Clearly this mottonballie was the leader of the group. He wore shiny, dark green robes with edging embroidered with colourful shapes and lines. The small creature held a long staff which he swung around dramatically as he spoke. Many other mottonballies appeared atop the boofaloos as the caravan slowed to a stop.
âBehold, the unicorn of Noominia! Saviour of the realm! First and mightiest among us! The star of Dauntless, unequalled in shininess, and undeniable in her one-horned-ness!â said Ef.
Vesperâs cheeks flushed. She didnât want this kind of attention, especially after having just escaped the dragon. As Efâs words bounced around inside her, Vesper became frozen with an awkward self-consciousness.
âBehold, the royal unicorn,â he gestured toward the second chariot. The window of the chariot was blocked with intricate lace blinds and it was impossible to see clearly within. Vesper could only see the silhouette of a mysterious one -horned figure.
âYou now have the opportunity to worship her highness, and lay gifts at her feet! Bow down before your unicorn, your princess!â
The mottonballie musicians rattled and jangled again to heighten their leader's words. At this point Vesper realized Ef was not talking about her. The whole caravan was a showâan advertisement in support of their hidden unicorn princess. She stood in shock at the spectacle: a parade for their own unicorn princess? The real one? Or another one? Vesper wondered.
Ef wanted Vesper and Froke to bow down to someone they couldnât even see. And yet there Vesper stood, a unicorn, of one kind or another, out in the open.
Vesperâs eyes were wide and mouth agape. She turned to Froke, waiting to hear his response.
âMy apologies, your fluffiness, your Ef-ness,â Froke said, âbut you cannot possibly have the real unicorn, for this is Vesper, the evening star, who stands before you. She is the real unicorn princess.â
âWho dares insult the princess unicorn of Noominia with these absurd untruths? You? This great, beastly lump of moss? You? A hooligan gooligan? A killer? Beastly murderer? Sickening!â
âThis is my friend,â responded Vesper, âand heâs notâany of those things you said! He is definitely not a killer, not beastly at all, not anything like that!â
âThanks,â Froke said, glancing at Vesper.
âThis vile creature is a hill giant, is he not? Hill giants kill. Hill giantâkill giant, thatâs their nature, everyone knows it. And you!â he turned to Vesper. âPretending to be a unicorn? In a fake suit? A mask? Look how muddy and dirty you are! Disgusting filth! This is most insulting!â
All the other mottonballies cackled in agreement.
Fanderblathe the Ef continued his rant:
âYouâre just a fraud, a charlatan! A trickster, cheater, swindler! Your mask is a vicious attack on our leader, the true unicorn! Just look at this mess,â he said pointing to Vesper as he addressed the mob of mottonballies behind him, âprancing about the woods with a hill giant, embarrassing herself!â
âTake off the mask!â one of the other mottonballies yelled, followed by several others echoing the first.
Then they began chanting:
âTake off the mask! Take off the mask! Take off the mask!â
The rabble continued for a while, then Fanderblathe the Ef held up his staff. The chanting stopped. He continued to chastise Vesper:
âLook at you! You wonât even remove your dirty mask in the presence of your unicorn princess . . .â
âI donât see any unicorns, just a gang of squeaky stuffed animals led by a rat-faced liar,â Vesper responded. âIf your unicorn is real, why donât you show us!â Her face began to flush, this time not from embarrassment, but from anger.
âExactly what a fake unicorn would say. Your own words prove youâre not a real unicorn, and in speaking them you deny the divine rights of the princess of Noominia. Blasphemic! And so pathetic! Look at you! Not a chariot, not even a single boofaloo to ride upon, not a banner nor a tinner, not a tanner nor a bimblepim, not even a flacktiggle. You have the effort of a slugmot, showing not one tiny symbol of royalty, even if just to make your ridiculous lies seem even remotely trueâyou canât tell the truth without a flag or two! A terrible attempt at deception, if I must say so myself, and I do! And you really think you are the saviour, the unicorn? Ha! Behold, the hope of us all!â
The creature pointed at Vesper and the caravan cackled.
Then Efâs tone became serious again: âNow, no more silly business and bow down! Bow before true nobility! Bow before the true light and hope of Noominia!â
His words stung Vesper more than she was ready to admit, even to herself. She felt torn, like none of this was her choice, or her fault. She knew she was just a girl, not the true unicorn, as Froke believed.
Vesper felt partly relieved at the idea of another unicorn taking the pressure off of her. Part of her hoped that some other unicornâeven an invisible one hiding behind a curtainâmight have the courage to face the shadow dragon instead of her. For a moment, Vesper imagined someone else risking their life and saving Noominiaâand then, free to leave, she could worry about getting herself back home, up the stairs and into her cozy bed for a long, deep sleep.
âShow plainly your show pony,â Froke said. âStop hiding your unicorn, and prove youâre not phony.â
âProof? Only enemies of Noominia would demand such things!â the small creature bleated. âThere must be a wizard around here somewhere to arrest you and lock you up,â he said as he looked around.
âFroke is a wizardâa Silence Keeper,â said Froke. âHow may I help you, little creature?â
âYou? You canât be a wizard! Giants are a disgrace to Noominian rocks! Better yet, forget the Keeper and go bury yourself in a bog, and donât forget to sink to the bottom forever!â
More cackles from the frenzied caravan.
âShow him your wand,â Vesper suggested.
âAnd you!â Ef turned his attention back to Vesper. âYou will remove your thespianâs mask! You must! Or youâll never act in this town again! Bow, or, or. . . face the consequences!â
When Vesper had first arrived in Noominia she felt like an imposter in a mask. But now, under this barrage of riotous words and insults, she began to feel that she needed to defend Froke, to defend herselfâand defend the unicorn that she was, or could be. It was true that she wore a mask that she could not remove, and she wasnât exactly a unicorn. But to her, the unicorn mask she wore was a symbol of hope and truth that somehow, deep within her, she knew she could never forsake.
Onto the forest path stepped a snarling red fox the size of a horse. The foxâs snout was bridled, and riding it was a war-weary elven guard wearing his leather battle armor. His gear showed the signs of wear, much like his face, yet the two swords strapped to his back were without flaw. The guardâs hair was fiery orange, matching his giant fox, and was tied back at the crown except for a thick braid at each temple.
âWhat seems to be the problem, good Noominians,â said the guard.
âFinally, an elven fox guard, here to arrest you neâer-do-wells,â said Fanderblathe. âThese two have blocked our path, theyâve insulted us with their posturing, and threatened our very lives! Iâm Fanderblathe the Ef, and we mottonballies accompany the true unicorn princess to the festival,â he said with a gesture toward the second carriage.
âI am Eon, at your service. I think I understand the problem,â said the guard. âThe unicorn princess, you say? Then, your passage is of the utmost importance.â
âYes it is,â replied Ef simply.
âLeave them to me. You two! Step aside, let the caravan pass!â The fox, still snarling, moved closer toward Vesper and she took a step backwards. The guard waved on the mottonballie caravan.
Froke was silent and unmoving, watching the caravan lurch forward.
âBoofaloos spur! We must edge on! We are the protectors of the unicorn princess!â the small furry creature flailed in a frenzy, but did not leave his perch of safety for an instant.
The mottonballies standing on the boofaloos wielded musical instruments which they were clanging and banging to signify their retreat. The boofaloos were spurred on, but their pace was drudgingly slow.
âGoodbye!â Froke offered a friendly wave as the procession left them, beat by beat, clang by clang.
âGood luck! I hope you meet the shadow dragon soon!â shouted Vesper with one eye on the fox guard. She couldnât help laughing at how ridiculously slow they were retreating. Should they ever encounter the dragon, Vesper knew they would surely, and quickly, be eaten.
âAnd now to deal with you, you big rock,â Eon said as he stood up on his fox, stepped lightly from the saddle to its head and leaped off its pointed nose toward Froke with a grunt.
Eon dangled from Frokeâs neck for a moment and laughed as he dropped to the ground. When Froke began to laugh, too, Vesper covered her mouth and also let out a short, nervous laugh.
âItâs really good to see you, old friend,â said Eon. âWe couldâve used your help yesterdayâand the past couple of years, you know. Did you have a nice nap? Feeling rested now?â Eon laughed again.
âEon, this is Vesper, the evening star. Sheâs come from far, and thatâs where Iâve been. Vesper, this is Eon.â
âVesper, itâs a pleasure to meet any friend of Frokeâs,â said Eon with a nod.
âYou're Froke's friendâright, of courseânice to meet you, too,â said Vesper.
The great red fox settled into an easy curl on the soft forest floor.
âAnd this is Finn,â said Eon, giving the beast a scratch behind its ears.
âCan I pet him?â Asked Vesper. âHeâs beautiful!â
âSure!â replied Eon. âHe put on a great show, donât you think? All that snarling and growling. Heâs really quite sweet.â
âHe looks fluffy now, but Iâve seen Finn in battle,â said Froke, âand heard your foeâs bones rattle when they saw him. Then heâs fierce-Finn.â
âHow long have you two known each other?â asked Vesper.
âFroke and I go way back,â said Eon, âall the way back to before the kobalin wars, before he was a Keeper, before I was a guard!â
âFroke hasnât seen guards in the forest for many long moons,â said Froke.
âThatâs probably because youâre napping all the time, moss-face,â said Eon.
âHow many of you are there?â asked Vesper.
âItâs true, thereâs not many of us left,â Eon replied. âA couple of years back we were told to go home. There is a new leader in the Order who decided we werenât needed any more.â
âWhat?! That makes no sense!â said Froke. âFor kobalin attacks we need defence! When Froke left the Keep nine years ago, there were many guards patrolling the forest, to and fro.â
âI said my piece, but it was no useâwe all knew that the kobalin attacks would increase. Most of the guards quit patrolling when the gold stopped. A handful were hired privately by some of the Keepers. Only a few of us stuck around to patrol the borders. I mean, what else are Finn and I going to do? Hang out in the taverns all day?â
Finn gave a snort and half closed his eyes. Eon cleared his throat.
âI heard what the mothball said, Froke, but it looks to me like youâre the one accompanying the unicorn princess,â said Eon with a chuckle as he glanced over to Vesper. âIf anyoneâs wandering about with you, you bluff-a-rocks, itâd have to be a newcomer.â
âFroke doesnât pretend to understand the words of that mottonbally,â said Froke, âso letâs not waste time with useless dilly-dally.â
âWeâre on our way to the Keep. Will you join us?â asked Vesper. âI seem to have a shadow dragon eager to end my life, but I wouldnât let it worry you.â
âThe threat of death couldnât stop me, nor slow me down,â said Eon with a smile. âIâd stand with Froke anywhere. And if youâre with him, that means Iâll stand with you, too. There are many things worse than death, Vesper.â
âReally? Right now I canât think of any,â said Vesper.
âLook around you. Iâd bet youâre not where you expected to be, but youâre exactly where you need to be, and right when it counts, no less. Thereâs no greater thrill than knowing what your destiny is, and following it through. Even when the chips are down, you never give up. Thatâs lifeâthatâs the journey. Nothing can stop fate, so you might as well jump on and enjoy the ride.â
Eon gave Finn a big scratch behind the ears, a huge smile glued to his face.
âBy 'jump on' do you also mean that I can ride Finn?â Vesper asked.
"Sure!" Eon nodded and let out a laugh.
âOh, so awesome! Thank you!â
Vesper gave Finn a scratch and with Eonâs help climbed up onto the back of the cloth saddle. Eon climbed in front.
âYou see, Vesperâyou have only as much skill and courage you need to face your challenges. If you had too much of either, thereâd be no meaning. Youâd be too powerful and itâd all be too easy. If you really believe you are the unicorn and itâs your destiny to face the dragon, well, the dragon is nothing more than a door to the next moment, and itâs a triumphant moment Iâd wager. The Vesper thatâs waiting on the other side of that dragon is far better than the one here, riding Finnâyou just need to be willing to see whatâs on the other side, and at all costs.â
Vesper was silent as Finn stood and began putting one sure paw in front of the next.
Eonâs words were comforting, but she wasnât sure why. He had told her she wasnât very skilled or courageous. That sheâd be just as likely to die trying to face her fate as escape it. He said she wasnât her best self, but if she has the courage to face her fate, she is destined to become better.
It was the truth. And although Vesper thought it would sting, it didnât. The truth felt good.