Hello again my friends,
Its been a rough start to the season and a rougher start to this week (RIP Jeremy Larkin), but the night is darkest before the dawn and we, your West Lot Warriors aren’t ready to give up yet. In order to break the curse that has clearly befallen our beloved Cats we will be burning sage and releasing a Wildcat into the West Lot (Sidebar: If anyone knows where we can acquire a tiger, lion, lynx, mountain lion, jaguar, puma or an outdoor house cat please let us know.) After this solemn ceremony, we’ll crank up the tunes and fire up the grill as we prepare for what is sure to be a great old fashioned ass kicking of the Fighting Harbaughs. As always, feel free to bring your family friends and acquaintances.
This year in order to incentivize, we are dropping the price for pre-orders to the low, low price of $19.99, an incredible saving of 5 dollars and 1 cent over the new game day price of $25 dollars.
Of note, the West Lot is under new management, which along with a favorable schedule has caused prices to skyrocket. It currently costs over $500 to procure a West Lot pass on the secondary market for the Notre Dame game. That's exactly 500x more expensive than a ticket to last weekend's Akron game and more than 2x the cost of a season ticket at the 50-yard line.
Despite these prices, we continue to provide very mediocre services to you including a newly painted van. In closing please Venmo us (westlotwarriors@gmail.com or link here) if you want the amazing deal or pay us 25 American dollars when you arrive or 0.021 ounces of gold. See you Saturday (NE corner of the West Lot) at noon and as always Go Cats!!!! |
