Massive Screamin' Deals ON SALE NOW!

This is the one: the year's biggest sale.
Pinch yourself...yes this is real!
The good Warmoth elves have crammed all our shelves
With hundreds of new Screamin' Deals!

Guitars, and yes - basses, so get off our cases
(But sorry, there's no ukeleles.)
There's bodies and necks with all kinds of specs
And new stuff will be added daily!

Like sugar and spice these prices are nice.
Don't sleep or get caught hesitating.
Go grab something new, and some new pickups too.
The axe of your dreams is here waiting.

Easter Eggs for Christmas?

And if that sweet poem wasn't enough, here's even more incentive: throughout the sale we will be pricing random items at $50! You heard right: bodies and necks for fifty American dollars! If you find one of those don't sleep on it because they won't last long.

Make sure to check back every day, and good luck!

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