Good morning Friend,

My daughter, Lily, is a senior and has just finished up her college
entrance exams. Submitting her college applications, I couldn't help
but reflect on my teen years. Oh gawd....

The year was 1991. I was a junior in high school. Life was much different
than it is now, as The People's Chemist.

I was academically ineligible to wrestle. After school, I was busy cleaning
dog kennels as part of my community service, a sentence for underage
drinking and a couple DUIs that had been slapped onto my record. But
despite this downward trend, there were still a few things I was good at.

Part time, I volunteered to watch handicapped kids and was the “favorite
counselor.” I aced most of my tests. And I could drink a lot of tequila
— across the border in Mexico, of course. (I lived nearby.)

At my lowest low, there wasn't a single thing pointing to my future as a
collegiate wrestler, recipient of two Howard Hughes summer research
grants, award-winning chemist and author.

Eventually, sitting in dank Mexican bars led to me smuggling steroids from
Mexico to sell to football players. That's when I started learning all
about these drugs’ variations and specific role in hormone balance,
output, and sensitivity…

Then I got busted.

A strip search and full confession followed. The police officer was
gracious and un-cuffed me, saying, ”I appreciate your honesty. I’m
gonna let you off if you promise to never come back.”

Promise kept.

Ever since that day, I’ve always been as honest as possible, even to the
point of offending 99% of people who read The People’s Chemist.

So if you're still reading, congrats! You're part of the 1% - that tiny
sliver of individuals who understand that there’s no f@#cking rule that
says we have to follow an invisible status quo.

…The other 99% floating anonymously on the Internet are the ones who goad
you into being what THEY are, which is nothing — an empty shell of their
former selves who do nothing but troll the Internet, argue with their wife,
and yell at their kids about how to live.

That’s where we’re at.

The anonymity, invisibility, and lack of authority on the Internet has made
every Tom, Dick, and Dumbf@#ck Harry an expert in politics, business, and
medicine.

F@#ck them.

I’m happy with my 1% acceptance rate, and my current readers…and with
that, I’ve launched a dedicated newspaper for them! If you stumbled on
here as part of the 99%, well, go eat dirt. The delete button isn’t too
heavy to push…lift that over-medicated finger and do it.

Otherwise, meet Straight Talk. Many of you have already received the first
copy in the mail.

It’s my new publication. And that means it uncensored!

Straight Talk is the product of my own grey matter. It aims to represent
nothing else. It attacks the pill-popping, huckster culture that’s been
spawned by the ruthless anonymity of the world wide web…as well as the
tyranny that’s keeping many of you in chains under the guise of “health
care.”

You can read it, eat it, or throw it away…

But you’ll definitely want to head it’s many warnings. Sent to your
mail every 3 months, Straight Talk will also have contributions from a
renowned, Yale trained heart surgeon who is in The Beating Heart Hall of
Fame!

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I’m launching this newspaper because today, there are 3 principal
anti-heroes of longevity — and I want to expose them for what they are.
Each one inhabits a different region of the health, wealth, and fitness
kingdom.

First, you have the “white coats.” They wear their medical doctor
credentials as a badge of honor to pump their ego, rather than as a badge
of service. Their oath of “First do no harm,” has become, “We can’t
do any harm.” They see themselves as immune from taking any
responsibility.

Dr. José Baselga, chief medical officer at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer
Center, is a shining example. Over a period of four years, he received $3.5
million from nine pharmaceutical companies and used their royalties to
prescribe unproven, deadly chemotherapy to vulnerable cancer victims. Like
other medication users and vaccine victims, his patients died from the
chemo treatment, not the disease it was trying to cure. This standard of
“care” is ruining families and lives in record numbers, while enriching
the pockets of Big Pharma, Wall Street, and the U.S. Government.

Then you have the “vitamin warriors.” They love being spoon-fed facts
from the Internet. Starving for knowledge, they believe everything from
super greens to sea salt is a cure-all - probably Barbie bandaids, too.
They usually wear man-buns, get their kombucha on tap and are offended
when you say “Namaste bitches.”

Never ones for independent thought or even to read a book, they
love name-dropping, podcasts, and social media. When they get a cough, they
choke down ascorbic acid and post how wonderful “vitamin C” is. When
the days get shorter, they regurgitate headlines espousing the benefits of
vitamin D pills. They’re scientifically anorexic. Their skin is pale and
their frail physique screams synthetic vitamin overdose.

Finally, you have the “naturopath” crowd. With seemingly great
credentials, they love slapping the word “doctor” onto their name. They
absorb Wikipedia facts like a sponge soaks up dog piss. They spit out
“facts” to their patients like bad actors rehearsing canned lines.
They’re the ones who drink Folgers coffee, remember the Vietnam war, and
who have been taking Synthroid for 20 years, despite never receiving one
iota of positive result from it. (Their liver and kidneys are failing and
about to perish.)

As The People’s Chemist (TPC), my corner of the landscape is a decidedly
rogue, sometimes shadowy, and far less glamorous place. I don’t do
interviews or podcasts. I have zero followers. And TPC is void of any
social media presence.

My main representations are a bunch of expensive chemistry books sprinkled
with adjectives like “novel,” “combinatorial,” “heterogenous”
and “nuclear.” I have my own slang, which often fails miserably to
bridge the gap between scientific common sense and the pure idiocy that is
the masses.

Still, I’m bringing you Straight Talk to help you ditch the meds so you
can live a healthier, more active life. A disenfranchised member of the
Internet culture with no misgivings or preconceptions, I offer you this
free publication — the byproduct of my three decades as a chemist.

It’s a boutique drug-of-sorts that you read and study, not ingest. Rather
than getting you “high,” it gets you educated. Straight Talk is
designed to help you see past the circus that is online health and
wellness. It’s more pure than the shit pushed by the soulless cartel
that’s been botched by self-aggrandizing media puff and laced with trendy
synthetic vitamin D and C suggestions.

Straight Talk is yoked with truth. Its raw material comes straight from my
experience in the lab, non-adulterated. Side effects include sudden reality
checks. As you wean off the senseless bullshit you’ve been taught from
your doctors and “online research,” your health will be restored.
You’ll think more clearly and you’ll look a lot better in the eyes of
the people you hate, but try to impress online.

You won’t get the high school aged, “dog kennel janitor” version of
Shane who was simply tired of speaking low-IQ as a troubled teen. You’re
going to get Straight Talk from a chemist with a silly microscope as his
brand logo.

To get Straight Talk for FREE, simply order a 3-pack of Daily Dose at
www.mysafemulti.com. Daily Dose shields you from cancer with curcumin,
while protecting your memory with boswellic acids from frankincense!
Order today at www.mysafemulti.com and you’re automatically signed up!
No recurring billing, no BS, just Straight Talk delivered to your door so
you can live young!

(I go to print in 24 hours, so offer ends in one day!)

Dare to live young,

The People’s Chemist

P.S. Straight Talk will aim to go out every 3 months! But when I go to
print in 24 hours, I’ll shut down the mailing list! So get Straight
Talk for FREE for a short time, simply order a 3-pack of Daily Dose at www.mysafemulti.com.

Daily Dose shields you from cancer with curcumin, while protecting your
memory with boswellic acids from frankincense!

Order today at www.mysafemulti.com and you’re automatically signed up!
No recurring billing, no BS, just Straight Talk delivered to your door so
you can live young!