Subject: ~WARNING! Valerian root alert!!!

...I've received email threats and phone calls from customers
insisting that I, The People's Chemist, have imperiled their lives
with "Serotonin FX."

The stench knocked them on their ass...and they were sure that I
sold them a faulty product.

Not so fast dear customer!

This is a good thing! Serotonin FX contains the worlds most potent
valerian root! And it's the number one way to get deep sleep, ward off
depression as well as sugar cravings!

If you're not privy to this amazing pill, hurry and stock up at
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For those wondering about the stench of valerian, here's your explanation:

This single plant carries a mouthful of sedative compounds like that
are volatile...they float into the air like a balloon and deliver their stench
directly into your nose.

They help your brain, too!

In addition to helping us sleep like drunken bums naturally, valerian has
proven to be nontoxic, with absolutely zero addictive properties when
taken orally!

The American Journal of Medicine published the results of a large-scale
review of all clinical trials done on valerian and sleep to date. Combining
all the data led to this conclusion: “The available evidence suggests
that valerian might improve sleep quality without producing side effects.”

Once swallowed, valerian releases its sleepy molecules into the blood-
stream where they are carried past the blood-brain barrier. Once in the
brain, they enhance our natural ability to sleep without giving us a mental
vasectomy. They simply enhance, rather than mimic, the molecules our body
uses to induce sleep. When valerian is combined with exercise and the
sunset, all those previously mentioned pathways and actions required for
restful sleep are employed.

You could think of valerian as a natural sleep amplifier to our knockout
switches (known technically as adenosine and GABA). When triggered, they
“coach” our nervous system to begin the chemical cascade responsible
for natural sleep. Unlike prescription drugs, valerian simply leverages our
natural ability to fall asleep, rather than cutting off the supply to our
own sleep molecules.

Learn all about Serotonin FX at www.getserotoninfx.com

Dare to live young!

The People's Chemist

P.S. This does not leave your sleepy in the morning! You wake up refreshed
and ready to tackle the day...It's a must have for the whole family:
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