It's hard to take responsibility for your health when you're surrounded
by a minefield of contaminated products sold under the guise of
health.

At The People's Chemist, we define a contaminated product as anything
that detracts from your health...

Sure, we may splurge and enjoy a Birthday cake or share a shot of Tequila
at Shane's 42nd birthday, but when it comes to pills, they should enhance
your health, not take away from it.

In 2017, we're announcing a Zero Contamination Policy.

From now on, if ANYONE sells any shit with contaminants, we will announce
it… we will name names and we will give you the natural alternatives. If
we don't sell it, we'll tell you where to find it.

We're sick of our kids, our friends and our friend's kids being screwed
over by the greedy scum of Corporate America using "organic" and "healthy"
claims just to fatten their own wallets.

Soy milk...almond milk...cholecalciferol labels as "the sunshine vitamin"...
Folic acid. CoQ10...calcium...

There's too many to name here.

But, there's plenty of time in 2017 to attack anyone who sells contaminated
products. It's the Wild West. We aren't showing any mercy.

Life's too important.

To show how serious we are, we're sending a FREE gift to tens of thousands
of our current customers. It will, once and for all, help you identify
"contaminants."

We live in a contaminated world. It's time to throw down the gauntlet.

Look for it in the mail!

Have a very Merry Christmas!

Jeff Milano
CEO
The People's Chemist

P.S. Our store is now shipping ALL products. I apologize for the previous
backorders. Currently, Cardio FX and Daily Dose are selling at breakneck
speeds! Stock up at www.thepeopleschemist.com/store