Feb. 3, 2011

From The Desk of The People's Chemist

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Football Attention Neurosis: How to Have More Life Experience

"Every year scientists report that watching the Super Bowl is somehow unhealthy, even dangerous. Large bowls of snacks encourage overeating. Traffic accidents may increase after the game, too”

“This year, a study in the journal Clinical Cardiology released on Monday warns that a loss by the hometown team in the big game leads to “increased deaths in both men and women, and especially older patients.” One of the authors said in a press release that “stress reduction programs or certain medications might be appropriate in individual cases.”

“Therapists in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are prepared. Most have seen plenty of people who suffer from what could be called Football Attention Neurosis (F.A.N.), in their practices, in their living rooms, and sometimes in the mirror. "

- New York Times January 31, 2011

Football Attention Neurosis?

Are you *%#@ kidding me? Really?

I can't make this crap up.

Creative Ways to Pay for a Beach House

Ladies and gentlemen, unless you want to be diagnosed and medicated at half-time for a false neurosis that doesn't exist (except in the mind of someone who's out of ideas on how to pay his mortgage for his Bahamas beach house) keep reading...

Living Young

Imagine for a moment no sporting events ‘cause the medical community has pronounced us sick, and “cured" us of the so-called FAN epidemic by removing it from modern day life.”

Not much of a life if you ask me!

The Super Bowl is going to be an exciting game between two of the original teams of the gridiron. Two teams named after the original industries of their hometowns, the meat Packers of Wisconsin and the Steelers of Pennsylvania. Millions will be watching…

Think of the partying!

Everyone is in black & gold or green & gold. The scent of buffalo wings fills the air... Mmmm, buffalo wings. Nachos are being eaten and bowls of chips everywhere. There's ice cold beer in the fridge. Everyone is laughing and carrying on about how the Packers are going to hand the Steelers their rear-end this afternoon and how the Steelers are going to mow the Packers down so they have to be peeled off the field with a zamboni.

There's laughter, good friends, good food and it's so noisy that even if you go outside to make a phone call, you won't miss a single play, because you can hear what's going on from outside thanks to your obnoxious friends who have had too much to drink. In the end, there will be joy in victory and the agony of defeat.

For many of us, these are life experiences…and you don’t need to be a FAN of football to relate.

Everyone knows that those experiences we hold dear are what make life worth living for, whether its enjoying the game with your son while he’s visiting from college, or watching an Arizona sunset from the top of a Scottsdale peak, enjoying wine with your wife.

Experience is the ultimate currency in life, and the more you have the more alive you are.

Sadly, many people today are losing out on life experience because of poor health.

One thing I’ve learned working as the CEO for The People’s Chemist, you need to take charge of your health so you can enjoy life experience. In other words, doctors and drugs won’t do it for you. Only you can!

Take Charge Now Before It’s Too Late!

Football and life are about winning. You don't play the game of life (or football or any other game) to lose. You play to win, but you have to be willing to GET SMART!

It's your life. Don't let some quack try to convince you that your life should be mediocre and that removing the highs & lows will somehow be better for you, as implied by The New York Times.

Getting in the Game of Life

Be your own best friend; don't allow yourself to bullied by the medical community! The only way to fight back is with KNOWLEDGE! And that's why I tell people that Secret Health files (http://www.secrethealthfiles.com) is the ultimate health insurance...It has "everything" you wont find searching online or even in Shane's book, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures...

Yes, this is the shameless plug portion, but it's better than me sitting idle on the sidelines watching people suffer from obesity, diabetes, cancer, and heart disease when I know there's a better way!

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