Many people have no idea....

I never intended to become The People's Chemist.

I graduated with a masters degree in organic chemistry to become
a bench chemist for Big Pharma.

I wanted to say in the lab...far far away from the everyday dribble that
comes from the masses...like the "vitamin warriors."

Ever heard of a vitamin warrior?

They love being spoon-fed facts from Google University. Starving for
knowledge, they believe everything from super greens to sea salt is a
cure-all - probably Barbie bandaids, too.

They usually wear man-buns, get their kombucha on tap and are offended
when you say “Namaste bitches.”

Never ones for independent thought or even to read a book, they
love name-dropping, podcasts, and social media. When they get a cough, they
choke down ascorbic acid and post how wonderful “vitamin C” is.

When the days get shorter, they regurgitate headlines espousing the benefits of
vitamin D pills. They’re scientifically anorexic. Their skin is pale and
their frail physique screams synthetic vitamin overdose.

As The People’s Chemist (TPC), my corner of the landscape is a decidedly
rogue, sometimes shadowy, and far less glamorous place. I don’t do
interviews or podcasts. I have zero followers. And TPC is void of any
social media presence.

My main representations are a bunch of expensive chemistry books sprinkled
with adjectives like “novel,” “combinatorial,” “heterogenous”
and “nuclear.” I have my own slang, which often fails miserably to
bridge the gap between scientific common sense and the pure idiocy that is
the masses.

But I still try.

And with that push, the 2nd Edition of Straight Talk goes out this week!!!!!

Think of it as a manual to help you get past vitamin warriors - people who
are hell bent on getting you to choke down BS, online.

A disenfranchised member of the Internet culture with no misgivings or
preconceptions, I'm mailing Straight Talk to top fans as
the byproduct of my three decades as a chemist!

You'll want to share it if you're actually "awake!"

It’s a boutique drug-of-sorts that you read and study, not ingest. Rather
than getting you “high,” it gets you educated. Straight Talk is
designed to help you see past the circus that is online health and
wellness. It’s more pure than the shit pushed by the soulless cartel
that’s been botched by self-aggrandizing media puff and laced with trendy
synthetic vitamin D and C suggestions.

Straight Talk is yoked with truth. Its raw material comes straight from my
experience in the lab, non-adulterated. Side effects include sudden reality
checks. As you wean off the senseless bullshit you’ve been taught from
your doctors and “online research,” your health will be restored.
You’ll think more clearly and you’ll look a lot better in the eyes of
the people you hate, but try to impress online.

Look for it within the next week!

Share it!

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Dare to live young,

The People’s Chemist

P.S. Tens of thousands have already signed up for Straight Talk! No
exaggeration! Not bad for a chemist who just wanted to be left alone
in a lab! If you're new and want it in your mail box, learn how at
www.3worstmeds.com