In case you missed it, I just opened the doors to the world’s greatest, honey-sweetened Birthday cake recipe…EVER!
It’s been used for presidents, Rabbis, queens and kings.
Just kidding. It’s our highly-coveted family recipe…that just sounded good.
But not as good as this cake!
It’s my wife’s recipe. And after having 4 ridiculously-good looking kids pop out of her (Home birth, just sayin.), she likes to go all out for their birthdays. And since sugar is the devil, we go all out to avoid it.
I rarely offer “sweet” recipes because, well, people (me included) would eat themselves into The Fat Cow Hall of Fame. After all, no amount of exercise can compensate for excessive calories….
Soooooo…we try to limit the sweet stuff.
But it’s a birthday!
“Get crazy, open the Italian wines, get the Zevia, turn on the jacuzzi, crank up the music and start making pizza! ….we have cake, too!”
The kids love it. (It sounds better in person.)
It’s a one-way ticket party central!
Hell, my 17-year old plots out how to sneak Durban Poison with her friends when we go crazy with the cake party…uh birthday party.
Look, as The People’s Chemist, I’d rather be teaching you about hormone intelligence and ditching your meds….or how to optimize your lean body mass and thyroid function with greater testosterone balance, output and sensitivity.
But, it’s the end of August and we just got done celebrating 3 birthdays and an anniversary…we have 2 more in September!
It’s cake season.
So if you like chocolate cake, here’s the deal:
Buy a 3-Pack of Serotonin FX and I’ll take 15%, plus I’ll throw in my wife’s Knock-Out Honey-Sweetened Chocolate Cake Recipe as an INSTANT DOWNLOAD!You’re going to love her for this…but you’ll love me even more for letting this get out of our kitchen…after all, I fear people won’t be able to stop attacking this cake with their face, so I really don’t want to offer this for very long!
It’s jaw-dropping good, trust me!
And since it’s made with honey and not sugar, it won’t raise your triglycerides or your A1C levels. Nor will it attack your liver. (Sorry, we’re saving our liver for the wine….)
Fact is, honey is biologically safer than cane sugar.
The Journal of Medicinal Food showed that natural honey lowers:
- plasma glucose,
- C-reactive protein,
- homocysteine,
- and blood lipids in healthy, diabetic, and hyperlipidemic subjects!
Get your honey at www.arizonahoneymarket.com
Want real chocolate for the mind-numbing, ganache frosting?
Get it at www.hninagourmet.com
…but all that can wait! Right now you need the honey-sweetened cake recipe!!!!!!!
But you also need deep REM sleep, which is also known as beauty rest! That’s where Serotonin FX comes in! After all, as the wine wears off, your blood vessels constrict and you often wake up or sleep light and feel like sh@t the next day….
Better than melatonin, way safer than Tylenol PM and oh so much smarter to use than Ambien, Serotonin FX is my side-effect-free, sleep like a drunken bum pill.
It also can be used to prevent anxiety and help athletes sleep better while sore!
C’mon, who doesn’t want beauty rest and chocolate cake?
If that’s you, then you must be reading this from prison…I can’t imagine who wouldn’t want those. A Catholic priest who….ugh…steals birthday balloons from kids?
Ok, forget the bad joke, I meant to delete that…
Get your deep sleep, anti-anxiety, knock-out herb in Serotonin FX plus the
knock-you-out-it’s-so-good cake recipe for FREE!
I’m also not charging for SHIPPING!
And I’m definitely not offering this crazy cake special any time soon because I know it will get abused…or misinterpreted by at least 37% of the population.
“I heard The People’s Chemist is curing diabetes now with chocolate cake…”
Stop it!
That’s not what I’m saying!
I’m saying if you want the lesser of the evils and something that tastes better than all the sh#t you would buy in a store, then hurry and stock up on this special.
It ends in HOURS!
https://goo.gl/M95taFDare to live young,
The People’s Chemist
P.S. This sale will end “too soon” and many of you will complain, and I won’t care. I’m not in the business of chocolate cake.
