Subject: ~Shipping Backed Up! I Kicked Lily Out!???
It's so insane around here, I had to kick out my 18 year old daughter.
Just kidding.
But it is a bit crazy...
We've been out of our all-natural, deep sleep pill for weeks.
I've restocked!
Like always, I used my training as a chemist to make a whole-herb extract of
valerian that's 4 times more potent than anything on the market.
I've also combined that with the all natural amino acid, L-Tryptophan.
It's a go to for deep sleep, beating depression and shortening recovery
times!
Serotonin-FX induced sleep also helps slow the aging process.
If you work hard and play harder there's no denying that this is an essential
element to your success.
But alas, we are very slow to ship due to the mad rush. Our crew
can only pack so fast, so please be patient!
You can secure your order here: www.getserotoninfx.com
(Buy 3 and it will automatically take 15% off and ship for FREE!)
Like anything, there's a lesson here: Don't run out of product.
Rules are made for a reason.
And that's what I told my daughter when it was time for her to move on
to greener pastures.
She refused a scholarship to a private college, then considered a state school.
Looking around at the excessive fees, the lame students, and the horrific
eating conditions at the cafeteria, Lily dropped out at orientation.
I understand!
She's been honing her soap business for 5 years...and it's doing good.
(www.handmadesoapclub.com)
So good in fact, I told her it was time for her to move out.
"You've got 6 months to a year," I said to comfort her.
"But as long as you're in the house, there's chores, rules and curfew."
A month later she had her soap lab. And two months later she had her own
apartment.
She was on a mission.
"F@#k these rules, it's like you're kicking me out."
And with that, she was sailing the high seas of freedom...
We had a BBQ at her place to celebrate.
I think the best way to "learn to fly is on the way down."
And Lily proved me right.
Here at The People's Chemist, we're learning to adapt to bigger market
and huge demand for Serotonin FX.
Lily's learning life solo can be great when you have a mission to help
people avoid toxic chemicals in their bathroom.
Dare to live young,
The People's Chemist
P.S. Stock up on Serotonin FX at www.getserotoninfx.com before
it's too late!