From the Desk of The People's Chemist
"There is no question that you're THE BEST with what pills to take!!! There isn't a single thing I've gotten from you that doesn't give NOTICEABLE results immediately!"
- New Fan
"You've helped me more than any physician has in 15 years! Thank you! I'm thinking that I should introduce you to my Grandma, who could really use your help. Can you wear a suit to look more presentable? She would never trust a person with a shaved head and tattoos. She'll think you're a gang member."
- New Fan
My Promise to You in 2012
These and many more positive remarks flooded in over the holiday season. Thank you!
But I have bad news.
We are currently SOLD OUT of CardioFX and Cinnergy. If you purchased any of these products in the last two week, your shipment will be DELAYED. As always, we are working around the clock to get these orders filled.
We expect to be shipping late next week.
If you want to order CardioFX and Cinnergy, you better reserve your bottles now! Don't say I didnt warn you.
CardioFX Here:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/cardio-fx/
Cinnergy Here:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/cinnergy/
And, if you are looking to cheat and win by melting off fat the easy way, better hurry to get your ThermoFX too 'cause we are almost sold out of those as well!
ThermoFX Here:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/thermo-fx-am/
Your Pills Are Not Stale!
Nobody makes medicine like I do. Nobody! My creations take time, care and patience. And they work!
Further, if I made a gazzilion bottles to ensure inventory each and every month, there is a chance that your pills would sit at one of my two shipping houses too damn long, and become stale and impotent.
I know you don't want that!
More Bad News
I won't be sporting a suit any time soon to deflect the prejudices of "Grandma." (See testimony above). Sorry. Like Popeye said, "I am what I am and that's all that I am."
Would "Grandma" really let a prejudice get in the way of her living longer better?
Damn straight she would! 20% of the shlags reading this right now are judging me and my company based on using the word "damn," or for actually getting off my ass to write a Stinky Sulfur Award as a means of exposing Big Pharma and Alternative Medicine Cranks...So Grandma is no exception.
I don't invent human nature, I just report it. Yes, some people make decisions based on erroneous judgement, instead of the facts...
Nonetheless, love it or hate it, I'll never swoon you with a lie, even if I know it makes you feel warm and fuzzy. In 2012, I promise to report the truth even if it hurts, but even when it feels good too!
That could be bad news for some, good for others.
For daily pill reports and other rants, find me on Facebook now! I'll be giving away free stuff too:
http://www.facebook.com/thepeopleschemist
Here are some more promises for 2012
As The People's Chemist, I Promise to:
Never use any type of gluten, soy or veggie oil
Never use fillers and adulterants like, titanium dioxide, magnesium stearate, coloring or dye
Never use slow dissolving veggie caps, only organic, QuickDissolve (TM) technology to ensure proper absorption and distribution of my creations
Never use maltodextrin, sugar, high fructose corn syrup or artificial sweeteners
(Every creation is SafeTaste Certified(TM), which means that not a single one contains artificial flavors, high fructose corn syrup or even sugar!)
Never use any synthetic drugs disguised as essential nutrients such as vitamin D, B12, folic acid, vitamin E or beta-carotene. (Read the labels of your existing products!)
Always provide you with FREE health education via my Blog, PC Reality TV and Natural Cures Watchdog Newsletter
About this Newsletter
Natural Cures Watchdog is published by Shane "The People's Chemist" Ellison. He is an award-winning chemist with a masters degree in organic chemistry and author of Over-The-Counter Natural Cures, winner of the Pinnacle Book Achievement Award. This is a FREE service so that NOBODY IS LEFT BEHIND. Please join him in his efforts to educate the laymen by FORWARDING this email to your friends and loved ones. You can sign up at http://www.thepeopleschemist.com.
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