It’s Tuesday. I’m still getting caught up from a busy weekend.

Blair spent two days wrestling with Olympic Gold Medalist Cael Sanderson.
Lily worked 20 hours at the local coffee shop…I spent the weekend
learning the ways of Native Americans and their historical use of natural
medicine. Mom toured the parks with the babies.

Meanwhile, my office received a torrent of hate mail regarding my previous
warning of almond milk and its ability to put people into The Fat Cow Hall
of Fame.

Sure, if you’re into drinking calories, there’s homemade and non-processed
almond “milk” out there…but most of the shit people are drinking is processed
to high hell and is nothing but water with white coloring and fake sugars…

This has become all too common in the health biz...package total garbage
as being healthy and watch the consumers go bat shit crazy for it and defend
it to their death - vitamin D, folic acid, rice milk, almond milk, Vitamin Water,
Gatorade, sports bars...all of it...

Putting today's popular almond milk into a smoothie is as stupid as accepting
rap into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It doesn’t belong. Tupac said, “Reality
is wrong. Only dreams are for real.” And my dream is to never mix gangster rap
with the corporate crap music that has become the norm…Alicia Keys, T.I., and
the wanna-be hall of fame Sheryl Crow could all choke on peanuts and I’d
never lose sleep.

Tupac is another story, though. We still miss him.

Meanwhile, nobody seems to want to get rid of their almond milk.

One fan wrote, "My chiropractor recommended Almond Milk due to low thyroid
and I've never felt better…You're the crank! I'm removing myself from
your list.”

Good fucking riddance! And tell your chiropractor to suck my book.

Almonds don’t have tits - impossible for them to yield milk.

Go ahead, keep drinking it…

I don't care if you drink bull semen from a chicken's ass. Nor do I care if
you read my emails or buy my products. I live the lifestyle of the
not-so-rich-or-famous and happen to love it, with or without you.

My message to these small people from dark corners of the internet: Leave
me the alone, you're not relevant to me or anyone else.

(This is a great lesson to anyone starting up a business on how not to
make friends…)

Meanwhile, my more serious emails uncovering the greatest medical frauds in
human history get very little attention…like graffiti in LA that’s
ignored by millions of motorists, daily….

I've written about how the drug industry covers up chemotherapy deaths as
“cancer…”

Yawn….

I've interviewed nurses who who speak out against the horrors of
vaccines…

[Stretching and yawning….]

I've explained why you can't trust most "medical journals," because they're
corrupted by the practice of medical ghostwriting — where writers are
paid big bucks to twist facts and make drugs look safer than they really
are…

Sleepier, still….

I wonder what celebrity is celebrating being fat and bragging about it on
social media….

The drug industry kills millions of people per year, while banking billions
of dollars in profits. But this doesn't seem to matter nearly as much as
the risks associated with drinking white corn syrup labeled as "almond
milk"...or what selfie-addicted airheads are posting on Instagram…You're
all nuts.

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(Note to fans, never let anyone tell you how to live your life! Live on!)

Ditch the meds (and testosterone gels),

The People’s Chemist

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