Subject: ~Enough with the Almond Milk!

My email has been buried in a torrent of hate mail regarding my previous
warning of almond milk...and its ability to put people into The Fat Cow Hall
of Fame.

Sure, if you're into drinking calories, there's homemade and non-processed
almond "milk" out there…that's good. But most of the sh#t people are
drinking is processed to high hell and is nothing but water with white
coloring and fake sugars.

This has become all too common in the health biz…they package total garbage
as being healthy and watch the consumers go bat shit crazy for it and defend it to their death – vitamin D, folic acid, rice milk, vitamin D milk, almond milk, Vitamin Water, Gatorade, sports bars…all of it…

Putting today's popular almond milk into a smoothie is as stupid as
accepting rap into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It doesn't belong. Tupac
said, "Reality is wrong. Only dreams are for real." And my dream is to
never mix gangster rap with the corporate crap music that has become the
norm…Alicia Keys, T.I., and the wanna-be hall of fame Sheryl Crow could
all choke on peanuts and I'd never lose sleep.

Tupac is another story, though. We still miss him.

Meanwhile, nobody seems to want to get rid of their almond milk.

One fan wrote, "My chiropractor recommended Almond Milk due to low thyroid
and I've never felt better…You're the crank! I'm removing myself from
your list."

Good f@#king riddance! And tell your chiropractor to stop selling vitamin D!

Almonds don't have tits – that makes it impossible for them to yield milk.

Go ahead, keep drinking it…

I don't care if you drink bull semen from a chicken's a$s. Nor do I care if
you read my emails or buy my products. I live the lifestyle of the
not-so-rich-or-famous and happen to love it, with or without you.

My message to these small people from dark corners of the internet: Leave
me alone, you're not relevant to me or anyone else.

(This is a great lesson to anyone starting up a business on how NOT to make
friends…lol)

Meanwhile, my more serious emails uncovering the greatest medical frauds in
human history get very little attention…like graffiti in LA that's
ignored by millions of motorists, daily.

I've written about how the drug industry covers up chemotherapy deaths as
"cancer…"

Yawn….

I've interviewed nurses who speak out against the horrors of vaccines…

[Stretching and yawning….]

I've explained why you can't trust most "medical journals," because they're
corrupted by the practice of medical ghostwriting — where writers are
paid big bucks to twist facts and make drugs look safer than they really
are…

Sleepier, still….

I wonder what celebrity is celebrating being fat and bragging about it on
social media….

The drug industry kills millions of people per year, while banking billions
of dollars in profits. But this doesn't seem to matter nearly as much as
the risks associated with drinking white corn syrup labeled as "almond
milk"…or what selfie-addicted airheads are posting on Instagram…You're
all nuts.

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Dare to live young!

The People's Chemist

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