Subject: ~Courtesy Email: 20% Discount Ends in 4 Hours! (HURRY!)
Friend,
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...The People's Chemist is 13 years old!
2017 marks our biggest year yet.
And we have experienced a huge boost in:
- Sales
- 5 Star Reviews
- Motivated, Hard Working Customers Living Young
At the same time, we've experience major growing pains courtesy of
more:
- Hate mail
- Complaints
- Hackers and so much more
And like every growing pain, you have to assess the source and
remedy it!
Therefore, in the last week, went on a rampage.
You could consider this a Rampage Sale!
I fired thousands of customers who tie up my world-class customer
service. I've also implemented silver-bullet security and blocked all
the haters.
I didn't stop there. A bull in a china shop, I deleted every human being
who showed any potential for whining...it's your health, you have to take
care of it. I don't owe people shit.
I am a chemist and and author, nothing more. I'm not your doctor.
I'm not your personal librarian. I'm not your concierge chemist.
But you already know all of this because you're still on the list!
I'm honored to serve you! You are the rare bunch who kicks ass and
take names.
And for that, I've just released a major 20% discount on a Cinnergy and
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Obviously, I can't keep the huge discount going forever.
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Dare to live young,
The People's Chemist
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