The lunacy that spawns snowflake, lawsuit happy, entitled nanny state
liberals originates from Los Angeles. It must be something in the water.

Calling LA home, I always avoided the water and the people. The latest
dribble, “Chipotle Slapped With Lawsuit Following Calorie Miscount.”

Apparently, Chipotle misbranded their chorizo burrito to appear less
calorically rich than it really is…but who gives a shit.

Chipotle owes you nothing but an alternative to the greasy, chemical shit
storm that's McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell and the like…

How is this news?

You want them to count your calories correctly?

You want them to eat the fucking burrito for you, too?

Why not, you’d be guaranteed zero calories and a lighter load courtesy of
your shrinking ass. This is the first tenant of the highly successful,
Stop Eating So Fucking Much Diet.

Fact is, counting calories is highly overrated.

Sure, to lose weight, you must burn more calories than you eat. But that
doesn’t mean you need to count calories and it certainly doesn’t mean
starving yourself.

Effective and permanent fat loss is not about deprivation and denial or
having the willpower to overcome nagging hunger for days on end by counting
calories. In fact, as long as you eat satiating foods, you should rarely be hungry at
all, never count calories, and always maintain a caloric deficit, effortlessly.

That's because, your body was designed to do the counting for you…just like
it regulates heart beat, breathing and for some, thinking.

But if your hormones are fucked from meds, artificial flavors, sugar,
pharmafoods, synthetic vitamins, 4-6 meals pre day and lack of exercise,
then this innate mechanism fails to work for you. It’s like suicide in slow
motion. Your body screams eat, eat, eat and your brain yells, more, more,
more.

Want it to stop?

Start eating high, healthy fat foods like humanely-raised red meat, eggs,
chicken, avocados, butter, tallow, liver and coconut oil. These will keep
you full for hours, even while undergoing a caloric deficit!

Getting off the couch and doing The 18 Minute Workout helps, too!
(Google it.)

If you avoid eating satiating foods you will never lose weight permanently
and always be hungry…and when you starve or cut too many calories while
eating crappy diet foods, your metabolism will slow down and your hormones
will conspire against you by sending the signal to store fat, instead of burning
it. Common foods that screw you up are:

- Vegetarian meals
- Gluten-free packaged foods
- Meal replacement drinks
- Protein bars
- Low-fat recipes

Also, studies show that anywhere from 20% – 40% of the weight lost on
very low calorie diets is the result of muscle loss!

Who wants to lose muscle?

How will you slap an entitled thespian if you don’t have any muscle?

Follow 5 more simple habits and you can have - in all honesty - the body
and health of your dreams, at any age, at any point in your life and ditch
all the meds!

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The People’s Chemist

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