Friend,
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The Vegans are still on the attack, jumping up and down to protest my use of my all-natural, organic, GELATIN caps...
Let's get something very clear.
There is no such thing as a veggie cap.
None!
When you read the word veggie cap on your supplement bottle, it's just a f@#cking word...
Think about that...
I just told my son today that I refuse to teach him what to think...instead I am teaching him HOW to think.
Vegan's missed this lesson. (Not all of them, obviously. After all, I know some highly intelligent vegans...I know some highly intelligent morons, too. No offense. LOL)
The word veggie cap is just that, a marketing term - one that has swindled millions of light-hearted, healthy chakra-perfect vegans into thinking a cute little broccoli, perhaps, made their capsule.
But it's not TRUE!
A veggie cap is a euphemism (a f@#cking lie) for the industrial glue known as hypromellose.
Just put that sh#t in your sink...watch it sit there like concrete and harden, collecting food and grime.
That's exactly what happens to your guts!!!!!
And when it's in your gut, it BLOCKS nutrient absorption!
It stops you from sh#tting!
It stops you from living young!
So, in the name of loving ALL vegans unconditionally because I'm the nicest and most humble guy to ever b@tch slap an annoying vegan, you can thank me.
...I don't use hypromellose.
I use GELATIN. This is INERT collagen!
(Alarm bells should be going off of the sleepy heads who got swindled into buying "collagen!" Hint: F@#cking WORTHLESS!)
BTW, side effects of your "veggie caps" include: blurred vision!
(Glue in your gut and intestines is bad)
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Dare to live young,
The People's Chemist
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