Subject: ~Chemist: Major Back Orders!

I've met a few saints in my life.

I was lucky.

They had exceptional spirituality, diplomacy and kindness.

Same with a few monks...

But, I'm not any of those!

Both are known to focus on one, solitary task, day in and day out.

Many times, they become savants in their chosen expertise and everything
works seamlessly...

I'm not that good.

And I sure as f@#ck am not that nice.

It's hard for me to sit down and write books...

It's hard for me to answer the phone...

(My mom has called me several times in the last 3 months and I've only
been able to return the call once!)

Just doing one solitary thing is way out of my league.

I'm all over the place...

I'm rearing 4 kids...well 3 now, Lily moved on to greener pastures and opened
her own lab at 18 years old, dropped out of college at orientation...

I homeschool my 14yo, which typically means I throw a book at him and
tell him to get reading....and read more.

I wake my wife up early in the morning to put skin on skin.

I go to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu 4 times a week...

I coach wrestling 3 times a week.

I maintain and fly my airplanes at least twice a week...

I read for 30 minute daily...

And, for 3-5 hours a day, I try to make jokes about life, chemistry and
stupid a$$holes who talk (or write emails) more than they think...as
The People's Chemist.

See. I'm terrible.

But, there's one thing I'm great at.

...designing medicine.

No, it's not the sh#t you find at the f@#cking pharmacy that's killing
everyone:

- Statins
- Insulin
- Blood pressure meds
- Aspirin

And it sure as hell isn't the f@#cking synthetic vitamins shoved into
hypromellose glue disguised as a "veggie cap" like:

- Vitamin D
- Folic Acid
- Vitamin C

I mean c'mon, "If everyone is selling the same sh@t
then everyone is selling SH@T!"

You don't have to be a chemist to use this simple logic to protect
yourself!

This dude wasn't:

"I have been following you for quite some time now and have been
researching supplements for years. Your article about the synthetic
vitamins really floored me and I feel like I have been ignorant for so
long...I just trashed anything I had that had calcium, vitamin d, or folic
acid...needless to say I’m disgusted...I also follow Mercola, Health
Ranger, and Dr. Axe and was more than shocked to find that these guys are
peddling these exact synthetic vitamins in their supplements...WTF! I
really respected these guys and I just can’t believe that they are using
these imposters in their products...I will only be ordering from your store
from now on, and I am SO thankful you provide us with pure and safe
ingredients!!!"

...yea, those guys are A@@ hats!

They got A's in school and now bully you with their academics to swindle
you into buying total sh#t!!!!

(I got B's...but on Friday nights I kicked their ass and stole their girlfriends)

So, now to my point....

My botanical meds are mostly sold out!

We've been back ordered and thousands of people are waiting on their
No-Excuses Fat Loss plan! (http://noexcusesfatloss.com

Sorry!

The packages are going out today and tomorrow! All orders made today
will go out Monday! The sale, however, ends today! I must halt orders
to catch up. So if you want to master your hormones, go here:

www.noexcusesfatloss.com

so, let me make this official before I really tarnish my brand and personality
and everyone figures out that I just don't give two sh#ts about offending
the status quo...

As The People's Chemist, I'm sold out of a lot of sh#t...and people
are pissed.

It's all on me...I'll get it done!

Please, be patients, don't email me to ask, "When will you have more?"

Trust, me. I want to make money as fast as you can swallow pills.

I'm doing my best to get the new batches out ASAP!

Currently, we are very low stock on:

- Cardio FX
- Serotonin FX
- Essential Greens

Hurry and stock up at www.thepeopleschemist.com/store

Dare to live young,

P.S. Climb in my plane with me to learn about aspirin! I fly to
Nogales, Mexico! Watch: https://thepeopleschemist.com/category/video/