Subject: ~Breaking News: Eye Pokes Hurt, Sugar is Toxic!

Friend,

Scientists have recently linked sugar to disease.

“Experts say they have hard data that proves ‘sugar is toxic
irrespective of its calories…and weight!’” says Time Magazine.

In other breaking news, scientists have also discovered that poking
yourself in the eye does hurts. Twenty of America’s best college
professors have confirmed, convened, debated and concluded that you
should never, under any circumstance, stab yourself in
the eye with a stick, dull pencil, butter knife, or even your finger.

And sugar is definitely toxic.

How ridiculous is it that we need scientists to tell us sugar is a
poison?

Why not tell people useful information like how to BREAK A SUGAR
ADDICTION? Or how to lower their heart attack markers like blood sugar,
triglycerides and A1C with cinnamon and milk thistle? See
www.getcinnergy.com

Why are they wasting their time studying the obvious?

It’s like asking a Ph.D. to research whether two plus two equals four.

You can always count on media to cover useless crap that adds no value,
whatsoever, yet people go bat shit crazy for it - reading it first thing in the
morning, reposting on Facebook, talking about it over coffee.

Why not teach people how to read labels and refrain from buying anything
with hidden sugars in it?

How about teaching people to replace sugar with stevia, a natural
plant-based sweetener that has no calories and can't make you fat?

Or…wait for it…how to DETOX FROM THE POISON THAT IS ADDED IN BY THE
TRUCKLOAD TO OUR KIDS’ FOOD??????

That would be useful information to talk about!

But no…these people want to research and analyze the most obvious
fucking thing on the planet.

Sugar is bad for you.

Dare to live young,

The People’s Chemist

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