Subject: Breaking News: Chemist banned from Facebook and more!
Friend,
It's official. I'm banned from Facebook...Kinda.
New fans looking for me on the politically correct
networking site get this warning when they find me:
"Security Alert: This link may not be safe. The link you are
trying to visit has been identified as potentially unsafe by
trusted Facebook partners."
...Who the hell are the "Facebook partners?"
I wanna talk to them...In a dark alley.
You can still friend me at www.facebook.com/thepeopleschemist -
I'm going to offer a coupon code to my FB friends to show how
loving and affectionate I can really be…My testosterone must be
low today. Hurry, it won't last. My pecs hate it when the manly
hormone sinks to the level of Google nerds...
Which reminds me, Google banned me too. I can't run ads for
anything associated with my natural medicine.
There's more.
My site www.thepeopleschemist.com was recently the victim of
numerous removal attempts by hackers - more in 2 days than most
sites get in 2 years! You can thank my Chief Computer Geek (CCG)
George for protecting it. He's smarter than the smartest hacker.
Am I that much of a threat? Is my "gutter language" really that
bad? Seriously. I don't use bad words if I can help it…But I
can't. So I do. Screw 'em.
Wait, maybe it's my research.
I was hired to write for the hit show Conspiracy Theory. I left
out the profanity by accident - I was deep into how the AMA
opinion leaders influence physicians and the government.
I got glowing reviews and was paid. The articles got flushed.
Later, I was contacted by the "former" editor. He confessed that
"someone at the top" didn't like my confessions as an insider. I
learned that Conspiracy Theory is a conspiracy theory - designed
to satisfy only the weakest appetites for knowledge, not the
really hungry ones that stem from people who can actually make a
difference.
Good news is that The People's Chemist is more popular now than
ever!
My press releases have secured nationwide attention - as long as
they talk about sulfite free wine like Our Daily Red, not the
low-cholesterol con.
PC Reality TV continues to garner massive hate-mail from
anonymous cowards on You Tube.
My Alexa rankings have shot through the roof.
Plus, I'm sold out of The AM-PM Fat Loss Program, ThermoFX and
Cinnergy!
(Reserve your orders at http://www.thepeopleschemist.com/store)
Oh yea, and my publisher started selling a sequel (Don't buy it,
yet!) to my hit book, Over-The-Counter Natural Cures worldwide, yet I haven't even
finished the damn thing 'cause I've been preoccupied living the
lifestyle of the Internet's Not-So-Rich and Famous. (Four Hour
Work Week my ass...)
I recently bought a cup holder for my '86 BMW to celebrate my
triumphs.
Picture me rollin'...Eighty degrees in Los Angeles, I wind my
sunroof down (when it's working) for warm air and to hear the
secure sound of police choppers walloping above. Turning up Tupac
(old car $2500, Alpine stereo $1000), I sit back to ponder what
would happen if the constraints of society were lifted. Would
people be able to see how their thoughts, ideas and motivation
are imprisoned by their media masters, or is it too late?
Stupid. I know.
But there's my cup holder, freeing me to honk at traffic any
given second. (Why do I see the light turn green before the guy
in the front of me? Is there something in the LA air? This
doesn't happen in Colorado.)
Gotta love technology though. You see, with technology, people
are now set free to choose natural medicine instead of giving in
to the scientific pantomime that tricks them into using modern
day medicine.
No more anti-depressants:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/creepy-antidepressant-side-effect-still-being-hidden/
No more cholesterol lowering drugs:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/does-the-family-really-need-lipitor-and-aspirin/
No more thyroid medications:
http://www.thepeopleschemist.com
No more diabetic meds:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/cinnergy/
No more pain meeds:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/relief-fx/
No more chemo:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/michael-douglas-not-cured-could-he-train-his-immune-system-to-kill-cancer/
Don't let censorship stop you from living young and having fun!
Always uncensored,
The People's Chemist