Subject: ~Blair's Grades Down 20-50%!? (Sale Ends in 4 hours! Hurry!)

Friend,

Yes! My outrage sale is over in 4 hours!

For a very limited time you can get 20% off Relief FX and
Serotonin FX!

If you're dealing with pain, whether it's long term or short term,
listen up. NSAIDs such as ibuprofen, dicloferiac, celecoxib, rofecoxib,
and or naproxen, "at any dose for at least one week " increase your
risk for heart attack 20 to 50% compared to folks who are not using
NSAIDs!

That's INSANE!

But it's all true.

When I was taking Advanced O-Chem in college, I actually synthesized
Ibuprofen in the lab. At the end of the semester, I gave a talk and
exposed the hidden risk.

Early studies showed that NSAIDS cause the blood to thicken! Add that to
dehydration and a hangover, and you might as well be taking jabs at your
heart to see if it's going to cause any harm.

Still, I was laughed at…

20 years later, the body count is still piling up!

When I saw the recent headlines it reminded me of my 12 year old son's
grades!

...A 20-50% risk in heart attack among those who use Ibuprofen, Tylenol
and Aspirin?

"...yea, I knew that. Sh#t, that reminds me. Blair's grades are down
20-50%!"

True.

…Blair went undefeated in wrestling season, cusses way too much and
refuses to do homework, but aces his tests.

His grades are garbage.

That makes him C an D student with a filthy mouth, in the 7th grade.

Where's that bumper sticker?

(I thought wrestling was supposed to teach determination? Guess not.
Wrestling is over, until the grades come up! Bye bye wrestling shoes!)

But yea, back to topic. Common pain killers are garbage.

There's a better way.

It's called Relief FX. All natural, non-toxic, it's perfect for risk free relief
from headaches, muscle soreness, hangovers and menstruation cramps.

It's also terrific for blocking pain in the gym to increase strength and endurance.

Stock up now at www.thepeopleschemist.com/store

And while you're at it save on Serotonin FX, too...because theres going
to be a PRICE increase soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dare to live young,

The People's Chemist

P.S. Yes! There will be a price increase on Serotonin FX coming soon!
Save now on Relief FX and Serotonin FX at www.thepeopleschemist.com/store

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