Most emails get deleted...just being honest here.
I mean c'mon, you know how stupid people are.
They walk through crosswalks on their phones.
They take their dogs on walks in strollers.
And they email me questions, non-stop, without reading product labels...Gawd forbid they read a book....EVER!
I mean, who are these people?
Dear reader, if you're a hoarder, live with 25+ cats and don't have a drivers license because you think renewing it is a hassle, then my products are not for you!
Stop buying my sh@t!
Ok, all others, please listen up.
I have something very special for you. Why? Because I'm nice.
I just got an email from a fan who was smart enough to "go natural first" before taking his doctor's advice on a knee surgery:
“Six scopes and a competitive baseball and softball career till I was 48…nine years later I only had about a 75-degree bend in range of motion,” writes Todd.
“I have taken everything an orthopedic surgeon would give you…Celebrex, Vicodin, NSAIDs. Knee replacements don’t sound like a great plan to me.”
Instead of getting his knee sliced and diced…Todd used Joint FX!
As The People’s Chemist, I made Joint FX to help people ditch the meds and surgery…so they can live young!)
“I want to report great results with Joint FX (www.getjointfx.com), Daily Dose (www.mysafemulti.com), and Relief FX (www.getrelieffx.com). After 3 weeks of supplements and 15 pounds of weight loss, with decreased sugar consumption…I now have 120-degree bend with growing strength. I don’t have to do stairs one at a time. A little mobility has definitely helped. Thanks so much."
Damn right Todd!
Joint FX soothes knee pain, elbows, wrists, shoulders, and more. It also REPLENISHES cartilage...aka the squishy material between the joints. Best of all, there are no side effects!
As an athlete myself, I couldn’t imagine NOT using Joint FX.
It's not like anything you'd ever buy in a store! (glucosamine HCl, chondroitin...all a joke)
Here's the special offer:
Buy a 3-pack of Joint FX and I'll take 15% off. I'll also ship it for FREE!
But wait. There's more value here. Much more.
When you buy Joint FX, I'm going to throw in my latest TPC Lab Report on Approved Bathroom Products!
Why is that important?
Because right now there are dozens of chemicals being added to your toothpaste, soap, lotions and creams that are PROVEN TO CAUSE CANCER!
And what's the point in having healthy joints if you're sabotaging yourself with chemicals?
If you're a hoarder living with 25 cats, forget about it. Bathroom products are the least of your worries...
But for everyone else! Get the damn report already and protect your joints! It's free when you buy 3 Joint FX:
http://bit.ly/joint-3pack-bath
How much is the report worth? I can sell it for about $50.
A degree in chemistry is about $80k. A master's degree, even more. If you went to college then you know...
You know that lab tests are expensive.
You know that you also need to know what you're looking for...
This TPC Lab Report does all the work for you, FREE! It gives you the names of all the nasty ingredients you need to avoid. It gives you all the products that ARE FREE of the chemicals and SAFE for your family!!!!
But, you only have 24-hours. So hurry and jump on this offer like you want the knees of a 20 year old who loves herding cats!
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Dare to live young,
The People's Chemist
P.S. Joint FX has ZERO interactions with medications or other supplements. Save big now at http://bit.ly/joint-3pack-bath
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