Subject: Bam! All Products Shipping As Of Now!

Friend,

I'm happy to say that I'm no longer sold out of
any products! As of right now, all products
are shipping:

www.thepeopleschemist.com/store

In addition to being sold out, both shipping houses in
Los Angeles and Chicago have been extremely
backed-up.

Humans cannot work as fast as a computer. There is manual
labor involved. Hands have to assemble a box. Then products
have to be packaged. Boxes sealed. Labels made...It's work.
And everyone here works as hard as they possibly can.

So be patient!

If you send nasty grams ranting and raving about not having
your order fast enough, I will refund you and
save your product for people who know how to speak
and behave.

Otherwise, live young! Happy happy, joy joy!

The People's Chemist
www.thepeopleschemist.com