It’s the end of August and we just got done celebrating 3 birthdays and
an anniversary…we have 2 more in September!

It’s cake season.

So if you like chocolate cake, here’s the deal:

Buy a 3-Pack of Serotonin FX and I’ll take 15% OFF, plus I’ll throw in my
wife’s Knock-Out Honey-Sweetened Chocolate Cake Recipe as an INSTANT
DOWNLOAD!

You’re going to love her for this…but you’ll love me even more for
letting this get out of our kitchen…after all, I fear people won’t be
able to stop attacking this cake with their face, so I really don’t want
to offer this for very long!

It’s jaw-dropping good, trust me!

And since it’s made with honey and not sugar, it won’t raise your
triglycerides or your A1C levels. Nor will it attack your liver. (Sorry,
we’re saving our liver for the wine….)

Fact is, honey is biologically safer than cane sugar.

The Journal of Medicinal Food showed that natural honey lowers:

- plasma glucose,
- C-reactive protein,
- homocysteine,
- and blood lipids in healthy, diabetic, and hyperlipidemic subjects!

Get your honey at www.arizonahoneymarket.com

Want real chocolate for the mind-numbing, ganache frosting?

Get it at www.hninagourmet.com

…but all that can wait! Right now you need the honey-sweetened cake
recipe!!!!!!!

But you also need deep REM sleep, which is also known as beauty rest!
That’s where Serotonin FX comes in! After all, as the wine wears off,
your blood vessels constrict and you often wake up or sleep light and feel
like sh@t the next day….

Better than melatonin, way safer than Tylenol PM and oh so much smarter to
use than Ambien, Serotonin FX is my side-effect-free, sleep like a drunken
bum pill.

It also can be used to prevent anxiety and help athletes sleep better while
sore!

C’mon, who doesn’t want beauty rest and chocolate cake?

If that’s you, then you must be reading this from prison…I can’t
imagine who wouldn’t want those. A Catholic priest who….ugh…steals
birthday balloons from kids?

Ok, forget the bad joke, I meant to delete that…

Get your deep sleep, anti-anxiety, knock-out herb in Serotonin FX plus the
knock-you-out-it’s-so-good cake recipe for FREE!

I’m also not charging for SHIPPING!

And I’m definitely not offering this crazy cake special any time soon
because I know it will get abused…or misinterpreted by at least 37% of
the population.

“I heard The People’s Chemist is curing diabetes now with chocolate
cake…”

Stop it!

That’s not what I’m saying!

I’m saying if you want the lesser of the evils and something that tastes
better than all the sh#t you would buy in a store, then hurry and stock up
on this special.

It ends in 4 HOURS!

https://goo.gl/M95taF

Dare to live young,

The People’s Chemist

P.S. This sale will end “too soon” and many of you will complain, and I
won’t care. I’m not in the business of chocolate cake.

The recipe will be given to you on your receipt! Just click and print!