Subject: Power pushups like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not do pushups. He does earth downs.


This is an amusing Chuck Norris joke and a powerful visualization for your power pushups in your The Quick and the Dead practice. Crisp, athletic swings combined with Chuck Norris-like power pushups are a winning combination and program.


How do we build a great power pushup? By having a great pushup.


Starting in the pushup plank position, wedged between the toes and the hands, glutes tight, midsection braced, and a straight line from the ears to the ankles, the hands are positioned so the arms will be approximately 45 degrees from the body and low enough so that at the bottom of the pushup, the elbows are at 90 degrees.


During the descent inhale into the braced midsection, keep a big chest, and actively row yourself down. Do not let the shoulders get “pointy”—if this happens, the shoulder blades have rolled up, and you lose your scapular stability. Pause for a heartbeat, and then be Chuck Norris. Push the earth away from you, extending the arms back to the start position with a corkscrew action and performing a hard exhale in the last half to third of the movement.


It goes without saying, but we are saying it anyway: The midsection should remain braced and unchanged. Do not sag in the middle or allow the shoulders to outpace the rest of the body.


This is a pushup that would make Chuck proud. Once you have the foundation of the StrongFirst pushup, you can start adding power.


Begin at a countertop or other elevated immovable object—a rounded edge is preferred—in your pushup start position and perform the active negative to the bottom position. Pause for a heartbeat and then drive the hands into the countertop and accelerate to the point that, when you reach full extension, the power blasts you away from it.

That’s the easy part. Now that you have successfully blasted away, you must land and absorb the impact smoothly into another active negative. The key is not to take the impact on locked arms trying to stop yourself; you do not want to anticipate the landing and start bending the arms early. Instead, they react to the contact of landing to smoothly absorb the impact, allowing the arms to bend and get loaded by the momentum.


Practice on lower objects until you can successfully perform the power pushup from the ground.


You may think that you do not need to start at an elevation and practice absorbing the impact, but there are a few reasons to start there.

  1. Load management—adding the blastoff and impact is not a linear step but rather an exponential increase in the load on the tissues. Starting on an elevated surface reduces the load and allows time to adapt.

  2. Joint health—tied closely to #1, starting on an elevated surface allows time for the joints and ligaments to adapt to the load. Spotting an issue early on at lower loads is better than finding it out too late and under too much load that your joints were not ready for.

  3. Practice—absorbing the impact smoothing into a loaded eccentric to power the next power pushup is a skill. Again, it is better learned and practiced at lower loads to start.

Once you have practiced and progressed to the ground, it is time for the full power pushup. You may have noticed during your elevated practice that the lower you got, the less “blastoff” occurred. Breaking the pull of gravity becomes more difficult as you get parallel to the deck and the load increases.

In your power pushup, shoot for a powerful acceleration that results in a low blastoff. The arms fully extend as the power takes you just off the ground. Then absorb and get loaded for the next rep.


Bonus note: Watch your StrongFirst Stop Signs!


A decrease in rep speed will result in less “blastoff,” and once you feel that the set is terminated.


Enjoy your earth downs.

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