You couldn’t write this even if you tried…

This morning, I opened my inbox to find an exclusive new composition from a teacher’s Stringosaurus student in Holland.

The subject? Stringosaurus the Dino.

The plot?

A Dino in the forest.

He eats kids.

Then he eats the song. The end.

Move over, Beethoven—this is the future of music.

I can’t help but wonder if the Gingerbread Boy play-along video had anything to do with her inspiration… (you know, gingerbread, forests, snacks… it tracks).

Anyway, speaking of holiday vibes and festive music that’s slightly less carnivorous, don’t forget my 7 Christmas Songs and teaching materials for Beginners are up for grabs right now.

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Perfect for inspiring students without the whole "eating kids" subplot!