Psssttt...hey .
Procrastination here.
You know I said not to open and read this, right?
Well, since you went ahead and did it anyway...
Now I'll have to ask you not to Click this link.
The reason is, well, to be honest...
Pure self-preservation on my part.
You see, if you Click this link today, you will learn how to you know...
And that, of course, is not in MY best interest (however much more you'd be able to accomplish this week ;-)
So...
Please,
Please,
Please,
Do Not Click this link Today:
If you do, I'll be "toast"...
And you'll be so happy to be getting things done like wildfire...
You won't even miss me.
So, go on...
Skip this link...
And go watch some cat videos on youtube instead, ok?
After all, it's not really THAT important you hit your goals this year, is it?
You can always do it later.
Love,
- Procrastination
P.S. This message from Procrastination was brought to you by my arch-enemy, James. Watch out for that guy. He's a Procrastination Killer if I ever saw one :-)
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