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Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
A: (at bottom of email)
Fun Fact
The odds of getting a hole-in-one in golf
are estimated at about 18,000-to-1.
Life Hours
"Time is more valuable than money.
You can get more money,
but you cannot get more time."
~ Jim Rohn
Time Management
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't possibly live long enough
to make them all yourself.
Winners
"One characteristic of winners
is they always look upon themselves
as a do it yourself projects."
~ Denis Waitley
"I have learned ...
that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
The rest is up to them.”
~ Omer B. Washington
One more grin?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel
on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says,
“Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says,
“Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
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Once a US president went out to see the situation of the city. Somewhere, a group of soldiers was trying to lift a large tree branch from their path.
The Corporal was standing by their side instructing them to work harder, but they were unable to move it.
A stranger was riding on his horse and he observed what was going on. He said to the Corporal, “if you help them, they will be able to move it. Why don’t you help them?”
The Corporal replied, “That is not my job. I am the Corporal. It is their job. They should do it.”
The stranger did not hesitate a moment. Immediately he dismounted his horse and helped the soldiers move the log.
This additional strength helped them move the log. After moving it, the stranger mounted his horse and said to the Corporal, “Next time you need to move something heavy and you need a help, call for the Commander-in-Chief,” and went on his way.
It was then that the men realized that the stranger was none other than George Washington.
(This sounds like George, right?)
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