Q: What's so bad about getting drunk? A: Ask a glass of water.
Q: What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night? A: (at bottom of email)
Fun Fact As it grows, sweet corn makes a squeaking noise like two balloons rubbing against each other. (The next time I see a corn field, I'm going to stop and listen!)
Hmmm ... If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
Something to ponder ... "What great thing would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?" ~ Robert H. Schuller
Words for the soul ... "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" ~ Audrey Hepburn
Nothing is impossible. The impossible only takes longer and costs more!
Words for Success “As long as we are persistent in our pursuit of our deepest destiny, we will continue to grow. We cannot choose the day or time when we will fully bloom. It happens in its own time.” ~ Denis Waitley
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