Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? A: It's dread-full !
Q: Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did? A: (at bottom of email)
Fun Fact Tug of War was an Olympic event between 1900 and 1920.
Hmmm ... Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Words of Wisdom “Don't find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain.” ~ Henry Ford
Words for Success “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” ~ Thomas Edison
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