| Starting Off the Holiday ...
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl
go to the bathroom?
A: Because the 'P' is silent.
Q: What’s the difference between an
oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: (at bottom of email)
Fun Fact
None of the Beatles knew how to read music.
(Paul McCartney eventually taught himself.)
For Winners
"Nothing frees you like the truth,
and nothing holds you back more than not knowing it.
Knowledge is power: it heals what hurts, fills what's empty, clears what's confused, lightens what's heavy, brings friends together, turns dust to gold, and raises the sun.
A man or a woman tuned in and turned on to truth
becomes an unstoppable supercoolhappylovething."
~ Mike Dooley
"I have learned ...
that just because two people argue,
it doesn’t mean they don’t love each other.
And just because they don’t argue,
it doesn’t mean they do.”
~ Omer B. Washington
One more grin?
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic,
an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night
wondering if there is a dog.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The engineer replies,
"In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires,
"Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replies,
"Yeah, but you started it."
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