Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
Q: If you wrote all of the numbers from 300 to 400 on a piece of paper, how many times would you have written the number 3? A: (at bottom of email)
Fun Fact Only 1% of bacteria causes disease.
Historical Note Annie Oakley met her husband by beating him in a sharpshooting contest. Frank Butler and his new wife took their act on the road. Then Butler bowed out when he realized Annie was not only a better shot but more popular as well. (I so admire a smart, confident, loving man.)
Something to ponder ... Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Words for the soul ... "Try to be the rainbow is someone's cloud." ~ Maya Angelou
Words for Success “Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.” ~ Jim Rohn
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