That Little Black Dress

T’was the night after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit – not even a blouse!

The calories had crept in during the night Now there’s nothing to wear, it’s all far too tight!

 

I’d been really good all through December I’d not had sweets that I remember

No chocolate, no crisps and not much wine Right up till Christmas I’d been really fine.

 

Christmas morning arrived and I looked under the tree Lots of wine and chocolate and all of it for me

I’ll just have one choc before I get dressed Then have a big fry up before I eat the rest.

 

I’ll have a wee sherry while making the roast Here’s to a great dinner – I give a wee toast

Then maybe another as I pick at the food Oh why does everything have to taste so good!

 

I sit down at the table and there is food galore My plate is piled high, there’s no room for more

I eat and eat then I eat even more Och it’s Christmas Day as another drink I pour.

 

It’s Christmas Day so I’m allowed some pud! Though I’ve had 3 helpings, 2 more than I should I’ve had a big turkey dinner with all the trimmings With so many roast potatoes my plate it is brimming.

 

It’s only one day I believe I’ll be fine It’s a one off binge with too much food and wine

Mind you there’s food left over for the next few days I don’t want to waste it; oh I’ll indulge in so many ways.

 

That little black dress I’d bought for Hogmanay Now lies forlornly in the wardrobe to my dismay

Because of the food I’ve eaten all week Means the little black dress no longer looks sleek.

 

My New Year’s resolution is to get rid of this weight forever No more putting it off, it’s now or never!

I want to feel good and look like a winner So I’m joining Slim Quest System to become healthier and slimmer!

Click here for Details of the Advanced Programme on the 10th January 2013