An Ode to Diets 
 

Soon it's Monday morning, it's diet time again

This time I mean business, I'll soon be a size 10!

I'll start counting calories and read every label

This is so easy, I believe I am able.

But wait a wee minute - I haven't thought this out,

My life ruled by numbers - what's that all about?

This diet gives you points, this one sounds so good,

But it's taking for ever to choose the right food!

I have to keep checking how much I can eat,

This is so boring and tedious, it's no mean feat.

Cool, here's a better one - food delivered straight to your door,

But I can only eat what they send me, I'm not allowed any more.

Oh my I'm still hungry, I need more than they send,

But it's cost me a fortune, there's no money left to spend. 

This one is real simple, I am eager to try,

It's so very cheap, there is little to buy.

However I'm stopping so soon from the start,

This cabbage soup diet keeps making me f@rt!                                                            

At last a diet where the pounds drop away

Drinks sent to your door with 1 meal a day.

But as soon as you stop and eat normal again,

The pounds pile back on - plus another 10!

Here's one that works, If I only eat meat,

A fry up for breakfast - wow, what a treat!

Then steak for lunch and sausages for tea

But my breath stinks so bad no one comes near me!

I'm so fed up dieting - they never work for me.

I just put on more weight, how can that be?

Is it because I'm a failure and never see it through?

Or diets just don't work and what the scientists say is true.

Emotional eating - I do that no doubt.

I need to change from the inside out.

I can get rid of that fat - no more diets for me.

Slim Quest System is the answer - at last I am free!