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OK, ok. I know exactly what you're thinking, "waaaait, by this logic 4, is better yet!" To that we say, NO, 4 is a dirty dirty bastard of a number. "But, but Rocky IV! Where he faced and beat Ivan Drago!" Oh, you mean the Rocky movie that featured that jabroni robot servant? You mean the movie that introduced Stallone to Brigitte Nielsen?! Now we will admit that Rocky IV features a great montage scene that made us seriously think about adding an ox yoke to our workout regimen, but the only reason it isn't the worst movie in the series is because of the existence of Rocky V. Mic drop.
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