Introducing our New Molon Labia T-Shirt and Patch Collection
It's the ongoing battle of the sexes, where proud men -your brothers- have fallen to the list of casualties. Every day I see mere boys, too young to know the chin itch of a days worth of stubble, being conscripted into the front lines of America's dating scene, armed only with a dousing of Axe body spray and handwritten list of negs. And what have we gained from these years of hardship, embarrassment and rejection? While the enemy grows smarter and stronger, we stare into the mirror with eyes tired and dark from nights awake in front of glowing computer screens and half-empty bottles of Jergens.
Men, I do not say these words with the intention of demoralizing you. These are the truths we face and the world we live in. But under these challenges and through these barriers we have persevered. Our hope may have wavered and our vigilance may have weakened at times, but we are still here and our strengths reside in our brotherhood. So go, my brothers, and continue fighting, because we only lose when we've lost hope. Stand proudly before the enemy and show that you will not waiver, but will charge fiercely into the pink abyss. You will fight courageously until you unmask the wizard behind those meat curtains. Commit yourself to total victory, as you will hone the tip of your spear to plunge into the hole that never heals.
When you're down to your last wingman, severely outnumbered in an AO overrun with estrogen, the enemy may demand your balls on a silver platter... but dig deep and respond with the battle cry of male freedom...
Molon Labia! |
