Me: What does it feel like?
America: What does what feel like?
Me: BEING AWESOME?
America: It just feels like another Wednesday.
Me: I love you.
America: Yawn, I know.
Me: No, I really, really, love you.
America: OK, OK… Thanks. Go do something about it.
Me: Are you still reading this?
America: Who are you talking to?
Me: The people who get this newsletter.
America: Oh, yeah, they might still be reading this :)
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