Subject: 🚨 WOW❗ BIG NEWS for you this Saturday!

ScanMyPhotos unveils an array of innovative new services set to launch April 1st*


🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨


INTRODUCING

Six New Photo Scanning Innovations.

Launching On April 1st.*

CELEBRITY SCANNING


Behold the awe-inspiring "Celebrity Scanner" - We replace your face with a random celebrity's using our cutting-edge AI scanning from your photos. With this technology, your dreams of being mistaken for Brad Pitt or Beyonce can come true!

PET

TRANSLATOR


"Pet Translator" takes photo scanning technology a step further - our advanced algorithms will translate the thoughts of your childhood pets into human language so you can finally find out what they were really thinking in those snapshots.

EMOTIONAL SCANNING


"Emotional Scanner" has you covered to solve family disputes about what someone was feeling in a picture. As we scan your 35mm slides, our scanners detect facial expressions to tell you the exact emotion. From "happy" to "hangry"

TIME-TRAVEL SCANNING


Be prepared to time-travel and relive your cherished photo memories as they happened with our innovative "Time-Travel Photo Scanning." As we scan your old photos, you will be transported back to the moment the camera shutter button was first clicked to snap the picture.

3D PHOTO SCANNING


With our incredible "3D Photo Scanning" technology, we bring your vintage snapshots to life in an all-new dimension - Watch as your newly scanned pictures jump off the screen and into your living room, but don't forget to put on your 3D glasses first!

DRONE

DELIVERY


As if all these innovations weren't enough, on April 1st, ScanMyPhotos will start providing "Drone Return Delivery" - After digitizing your pictures, we'll deliver the original photos back via drone! [Watch for any photos that might get stuck in trees or power lines].

*Alright, you got us. April Fools' Day is nearly here, and we're all about fun and games, but here's the thing - when it comes to the safety of your precious photos, we don't kid around. You can trust us to handle digitization with the utmost care and attention to detail. So, while April Fools' Day is all about pranks, preserving your memories is no joke. We take the trust you've bestowed on us very seriously.

Click to see the REAL photo scanning innovations at ScanMyPhotos

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