It has been a tough week for the Prime Minister. David Davies resigned from Cabinet. Boris Johnson followed. It could hardly get worse or could it?
Donald Trump came to visit. I guess we have all made the mistake at some stage in our lives. Away on holiday you meet someone it would be great to see again. Or so you think. May met Trump and invited him to see the Queen! Shock horror.
It was Benjamin Franklin who said "Fish and Visitors" stink after three days ... Trump managed to create a stink on the first day of his visit with NATO.
An "ASBO in NATO" should have been the theme of the summit. Berating Western Leaders for not spending enough on US military arms and equipment. Germany came under attack for spending money with Putin on energy and gas supplies. Spend 2% of GDP immediately, no let's make that 4%, Trump demanded. Advisers and John Kelly squirmed as Tramp lectured over breakfast. It was all bluster for a domestic audience.
By the end of the trip the US had reaffirmed a commitment to NATO, committed to the reinforcement of troops in Eastern Europe. Russia was the common enemy but Trump may have a chat with Putin next week. Smaller nations may be given discounts and an easy payment plan to bolster spending on defence. Lease Lend will return to Europe, to ensure the 2% targets can be met and quickly.
"Trump offers lease lend to ensure 2% spending target is met"
Then on to the UK and an interview with The Sun. Boris Johnson would make a great Prime Minister. Nigel Farage should become Foreign Secretary. May had botched Brexit. No chance of a trade deal with the USA. If only the Prime Minister had followed his advice and taken a hard line with Brussels, threatening to Nuke Belgium, that sort of thing. So much for the special relationship.
Then Trump must have been warned he may not get to meet the Queen after all if he continued in that vein. Melania intervened. The White House issued a statement. Sarah Huckabee Sanders said "The President likes and respects Prime Minister May very much. She 'is a very good person' and he 'never said anything bad about her.' He thought she was great on NATO and is a really terrific person."
Yep a "really terrific person". An "incredible woman", a "very tough" negotiator, a "very smart", "very tough", "very capable" person. "I would much rather have her as my friend than my enemy." Trump extolled. The problem with Trump is it's difficult to know the difference between having him as a friend or an enemy.
Trump apologised for the article in The Sun, which was of course "Fake News". He awarded the "Highest Level of Special" to the "Special Relationship". "Am I allowed to go higher than that, I don't know". He looked forward to the trade deal soon. The chance to sell chlorinated chicken to the children of the UK an opportunity not to be missed.
After Chequers he travelled to meet the Queen, "A great honour" but then she probably new that. Then off to play golf in Scotland, before meeting with Putin what fun awaits ...
Is he still here? Yep but he will be gone soon ... you can overdo contrition ... |