My latest book, "Memoirs of a Misfit" is a personal recounting of my sometimes miraculous escapes And the price is Seriously Reducedfrom death, and mystical experiences leading up to my start as a reporter when I was 18 years old.

Set in New Zealand, and using wit and wisdom throughout, it is the first in a series which will lead up to my life in America, where I soon found myself traveling the country from coast to coast to sell (*wait for it) gold bars. 

Not to mention winding up before a Grand Jury and then in court to give evidence in a case involving a guy who had put out a contract on me (True Story - but that comes later in the series).

You have to start somewhere, so why not with Book One?