I don't know why, now that I'm in America for the past 30 years, I still have to spell out in advance that something is humorous, but perhaps that's because most people seem to think humor is a matter of smashing a pie in someone's face.

That's NOT humor (except when it happened to Bill Gates).

Nevertheless, I refuse to parrot that sort of nonsense.

That's all for now...and this Durham Special is only a few seconds long too.