Today, I'm thrilled to share my thoughts with you through the timeless art of quotations. Because let's face it, who needs a life coach when you've got a collection of pithy one-liners, am I right?

Without further ado, here are my top three favorite quotes and why they're some of my favourites.

**1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright**

This gem by the master of deadpan humour perfectly encapsulates my approach to adulting. It's not about having it all together; it's about the illusion of productivity. As I stare at my to-do list, I channel my inner Steven Wright and proudly declare, "I've got the tasks listed. Achievement unlocked!"

**2. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde**

Oscar, you sly fox! This quote is my go-to excuse for those moments when my brain decides to take a detour into the realms of profound confusion. It's the intellectual version of saying, "I meant to do that." Who needs clarity when you can admit to being confused and accept that?

**3. "The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Willie Nelson**

As a self-proclaimed night owl, Willie Nelson's wisdom speaks to my soul. Sure, the early birds may snag the worms, but I'll be over here, chilling with my fellow nocturnal comrades, enjoying a cheese platter. It's all about perspective, right?

Now, I'd love to hear about your favorite quotes! Feel free to hit reply and share the pearls of wisdom that tickle your fancy. Let's turn this email into a virtual quote club!

Wishing you a day filled with laughter, questionable life choices, and just the right amount of caffeine.

Cheers

Until next time,

Karl Perera

https://karlperera.com