My Million Dollar Peeps! I'm back in my home office in communist New York and was greeted by a number of great emails in response to my message from earlier today. The first one (above) is from Darrell and is simply too delicious for me not to share in the event you have similar sentiments:
1. "...after reading your recent email I know I'm not going to buy anything from you."
Folks, please understand, the reason why I can be so transparent, so honest with you when we're working together, in my videos, in my newsletters, and in sharing delicious hater emails is because I CAN!! I'm not desperate, dependent, or need to kiss anyone's A$$ for sales to sustain my livelihood. BOOM - RICH - FREE!!
My client-provider in western PA, the one who signed the agreement today, will generate about $500,000 per year.....from a single account with multiple facilities. Again, that's just ONE agreement that, with the stroke of a pen, will generate about half a million per year with high margins based on the facilities projected volume. I suspect, in time, we can push beyond that, though. Regardless, Darrell, you "buying nothing from me"......well, I'm not the one losing! I'm sorry (not sorry).
2. "You sound like a degenerate. 'Jedi mind tricks and pimp juice?' Who talks like that?"
Damn! I've been called a lot of things, but I don't think I've ever been called a "degenerate," so I'm adding that name to my list, Darrell. Thank you. BUT, if this "degenerate" can keep stacking $500k W's like we did today......well.......I think my client-providers who actually "buy something from me" will keep loving me (AND my PIMP Juice!). Just saying!
3. "And politics? Don't you know you never discuss politics or religion when it comes to sales? You marginalize half the population."
Again, my apologies, Darrell, you have me confused with a desperate online marketer. Again, I refer you to my previous points. I have no problem talking about ANY topic......because I can. AND, if I offended you because you did vote for the sleepy creepy dementia patient, well, how's that working out for you? Pick ANY metric, ANY data point, and tell me how that's seriously working out for you (because it sure as hell sucks for everyone else!).
4. "Geeze Louise."
Isn't that the girl who after we beat Boston College up in Boston, she couldn't resist a FAT Man in uniform, so we.......well........uhm......err.......oh, never mind. I'm a married man with kids, now.
My apologies, folks. That's a little too much male toxicity right there. I need to think more beta.
5. "Get some professionalism."
I wore a tie today, and I hate wearing ties. Does that count?
Now, read the email below - another message Dawn put in my inbox. It's from a client-provider I did one-on-one with, we built her website, marketing materials, Executive Welcome Packets, market analysis, etc., etc., etc., and she's signed up for continued coaching.
Wow, what a difference between an active client-provider and someone who "won't buy anything from me" because I'm an "unprofessional degenerate." LOL!
Folks, I could easily continue, but I won't because it looks like this "degenerate" needs to get cracking on some more Ws for my "paying" client-providers!
See you at the Top! Joel E. Davis | 
