Subject: 👽 The Warminster "Thing"...

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In the mid-60s a sleepy UK town called Warminster was at the epicentre of a UFO phenomenon which became known globally as "The Thing".

It all kicked off on Christmas Day 1964 with a strange sound...

Many Warminster residents were disturbed by a loud, unidentifiable whining noise, including 30 soldiers at a nearby base camp.

Some residents reported sounds like something falling on the roof, although the weather was clear and they could see nothing on the roof...

One woman was so overwhelmed by vibrating noises that she was knocked to the ground and rendered unable to move.

She said she was "pinned down by the invisible fingers of sound".

How weird is that?!

Although nobody has ever been able to explain the mysterious strange noises of "The Thing", if you have ever been confused by why you're not making enough sales, then then Funnel Sleuth might help you solve that mystery:

When I first saw this I almost dismissed it immediately, but something kept me reading...

And I'm very glad I did because I picked up some great tips on how to create profitable sales funnels.

When you buy Funnel Sleuth today, you will learn the secret techniques that will ramp up your sales...

As well as how to to avoid 
some of the biggest mistakes that will kill sales.

So if you're sick of not making enough sales and wondering why, uncover the secrets of a winning sales funnel here

As always, just hit reply with any questions.

May the Force be with you!

Sally "can aliens help wrap my Xmas presents?" Lazarus

PS I'm not a huge fan of the sales page, but bear 🐻 with it.

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About the Author

Hi there! I'm Sally Lazarus! I'm an Online Marketer, wife, mother and massive geek…

I started out as a programmer many moons ago, before the Internet as we know it was born… No, not when dinosaurs roamed the Earth! How rude! :P

I've been working online since late 2011. I don't claim to be some sort of guru, but I aim to make the techie stuff easier for you by sharing my best tools, tips, tricks and step-by-step methods to help you get things done more quickly, leaving you more time to do the stuff that actually makes money.

I'm an ethical marketer and always check things out properly before I share them with you. I wouldn't recommend anything that I didn't believe in or wouldn't use myself :)




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