Subject: 💀 Here's Our ANTI Black Friday Email

Friend, I'm sure you're screaming with eager anticipation, "Another Black Friday Email!!"



However, in the off-chance that you haven't been clobbered to death by a million different offers claiming 2198.12% discounts on everything from your favorite toothpaste to off-brand refurbished electronics....I thought I'd pile on send you an email today.

....wait..... I'm not the only one whose email address seems to be a magnet for those emails am I?

At any rate, I'm not sending this email about a sale we're having.

In fact, quite the opposite.

So consider this our ANTI Black Friday Email, because I'm reaching out to let you know we're going to jack up the price in a few days.

So if you're interested in our trade alerts, you might want to get while the gettins' good.

I hope you had a great thanksgiving & ate way too much like I did.

Because - after all - misery loves company.

Have a great day!
Brett Davison
TheEmpiricalCollective.com
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