Subject: That's all she wrote folks

Explore Scientific -Sale ends today!

Don't be a bucket head and miss out on these great deals.

If you do, you can bet I'll be reporting it to your Mother Francis.

Please don't make me explain any of the above.

Ok, if you insist.....

1) Bucket head: well, you know
2) Mother Francis: well if I gotta tell you....well...it's not good.

Translation: this deal ends at Midnite tonite. 

Save up to 40% off select Explore Scientific products during the NEAF 2018 Sale! 

NEAF is a big telescope and astronomy show that takes place every April in New Jersey, and Explore Scientific likes to celebrate the occasion with a great sale. 

They've discounted their famous eyepieces substantially, and you'll also find a few telescopes, some focal extenders, and finderscopes on sale. 

Hurry, sale ends April 30th! (Yes, that's today)

direct link to all the savings: 
https://khanscope.com/collections/explore-scientific-neaf-sale

There is no extension on this offer. The last time I made a mistake and ran it for an extra day, some bucket head telescope dealer
complained to Explore and I got a phone call early morning,  while I was jogging . From who?
 The  Explore Sales Rep, that's who and he  was eating his grits down in Alabama or wherever he is  and I was given a tongue lashing.

Listen, If you ate grits' you'd be angry too.

Clear Skies,

Ray Khan

Here is that link again: https://khanscope.com/collections/explore-scientific-neaf-sale