Subject: Takes a wizz and discovers a new hobby
Hello Friend,
When I drop into the store, I meet all sorts of interesting people.
Like the guy who discovered his new hobby of astronomy by simply going out one night into his backyard,
and taking a pee against a walnut tree, because he had to relieve himself in a hurry.
He was intrigued by a triangle formation of stars, and decided to go to the library and get a book
on astronomy and learn more.
Then he came into the store seeking expert advice on what binoculars to buy, so he could learn some constellations
before he invested in his first telescope.
Now, I know many amateur astronomers who have done the same thing (you know take a wizz outside when stargazing)
and on a cold winter night, it can be an enlightening experience.
Same on a warm Summer night.
It really does not matter how somehow discovers the hobby, the main thing is that they do.
So next time you have to relieve yourself, you know what to do.
Aim, pee and look up at the stars!
Clear Skies,
Ray Khan
PS This fellow was not able to identify the actual stars that he saw, so I gave him a star chart so he could find out.
Needless to say, he was thrilled.